Some famouses will die.

2017 is the year electric cars go mainstream.

Power kite for my birthday

A catastrophic environmental discovery is made that is so conclusive and devastating that it cannot be ignored. This leads to the mass realisation that we have gone and truly messed up and we should have listened to the experts and acted decades ago. Too late now, the clock starts ticking down to a mass population loss never before seen, world plunges into chaos and full blown world war erupts. The mass migration of people and the associated human disaster that follows including famine and pandemic disease changes life forever for those that manage to survive. Oh and some minor celebs will die either due to lifestyle or natural causes and before the end of January idiots will be proclaiming 2017 as more cursed than 2016.

Happy New Year, I can hardly wait.

http://www.independent.co.uk/environment/global-warming-passing-the-tipping-point-466187.html

[Edit: dubious source, so may not actually mean the end of the world]

That’ll be more trolling then chewkw?

Nope. Nothing to do with STW forum.

Put it this way I will be so extremely happy that I will have a permanent grin on my face once all wishes come true for me in 2017 and they will.

I shall then announce them one by one … joy to the world! Joy!

That’s what I said isn’t it ?

Great Britain will remove the “Great” from it spurious title and become a 1930’s theme park.
We will have more Clowns.
There will be more Jugglers,
A Lady in spangly shoes will ride upon a gleaming white horse, dressed in sequins and a Low Bun.
A One Man Band attached to 17 different instruments, each attached to a body part, adorned by Catweezel hair, will make the Red Top Newspapers as a threat to Human existence and subsequently shot by the Met 247 times.
Stirling will be replaced by Roulette Chips.
Tesco Land Bank will be given off to Charity, post bankruptcy.
Universal Credits will be removed, folks that rely on them will have to go get a job in a Foreign Land where the language is spoken Foreign like, picking potatoes out of fields.
Hipsters will be replaced by Jackboot wearing long black leather coated small moustached lady boys.

Donald trump is found to be the twin sister of Nigel Farage in drag, both of whom are being controlled by JK Rowling using the imperious curse because it turns out Harry Potter is real and JK is Voldemort.

It will all kick off in the Ukraine again.

a american world leader will get assassinated.

An American about to became world leader will get assassinated.
Interest rates will be at 3% by the end of the year, the economy will collapse along with the housing market.
Russia will test NATO’s resolve by orchestrating trouble in one of the Baltic states.
As a result, Finland will request to join NATO, things will get very difficult.
Turkey will invade Northern Iraq in an attempt to fight the Kurds, Iran will join them.
Brexit will prolong for another year due to continuous legal action.
Queen Elizabeth will get cyborg enhancements to prolong her life but in and administrative error she will be mistakenly ordered, and delivered, to a Mr Mechanicaldope, who through being British will keep her as he is too embarrassed to complain about and return his new sex robot to Amazon.

The BBC will finally put the past-his-sell-by-date Jools Holland out to grass and dump the appalling and tedious “Hootenanny”.

Gilson Lavis will still buy a new drumkit every year.

A fit again Loic Bruni and Danny Hart do battle in the downhill World Cup and elevate the competition to a whole new level, with death or glory cameos from Greenland and Vergier thrown into the mix. Even Gwin is made to look like a steady, old school type rider.

Trump assassinated by CIA within 6 months.

The world will mourn the sad loss of Joe Cocker.

Bikes

Endless must have new innovations. I will keep riding my old bikes.

Politics

A50 triggered after Parliament votes massively in favour
Trump will do a decent job, there will be much eating of humbe pie by politicians critical of him
Le Pen will win in France and if she does not Fillion will be elected with an FN type programme maybe even with the promise of a referendum on euro membership
Merkel will be relected but on a much more anti-immigration / anti-EU leaning programme. AfD will have a significant and noisy Bundestag presence
Wilders will dominate the airways in Holland and increase his party’s prescence in parliament
Italians will threaten a Referendum on euro membership but fail to see it through

A new concept of winning gracefully will be introduced.