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  • 00.44 Upstairs neighbour has a "Brand New Bass Guitar"
  • cfinnimore
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    How long before I piss in his letterbox?

    Twazzok.

    I’m sticking that Champery run on.

    mboy
    Free Member

    If you can’t beat em, join em…

    Play him a kick ass drum solo for the next 3 hours straight! 😀

    yunki
    Free Member

    maybe they’re trying to drown out the ming of your fishy digits..?

    Lifer
    Free Member

    Wait until he stops playing then give him a blast of Meshuggah.

    cfinnimore
    Free Member

    Cross-thread contamination!

    It’s a new neighbour, works shifts, back-to-front schedule from us.

    It’s bizarre, there’s nothing for a while then unmistakeably bum-bum-bumbumbumbum- it’s not even funky, or mildy pornographic. Which at least would have tied in with yunki’s suggestion.

    I’ll buy him a how-to book and politely ask him to KEEP THE JACK PLUGGED IN!
    bzzzzzzzzz.bumbumbumbum.

    cfinnimore
    Free Member

    What was the name of that dressed-to-the-nines Satanic Metal band that I listened to in my youth circa 2000?

    That’ll do.

    Lifer
    Free Member

    Sounds like Akercocke (sp?)

    Have you got somewhere else you can crash tonight? Put this on and leave:

    [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGPvoNBGiy0[/video]

    cfinnimore
    Free Member

    Akercocke indeed! Thanks Lifer, all the old Terrorizers got binned when my ears grew up, but appropriate for such times.

    Oh, on a non-security-light garden reccy, it has transpired that there may or may not be full-scale international C.O.D BlackOps headset shiz going down as well.

    BADGER! I’ve dug out Happy Tree Friends Best Bits… if nowt else i’ll wet myself to sleep.
    No rush for kip, just the last lot were brilliant for 4 years then one day, this dude was there…

    Northwind
    Full Member

    I’d advise you not to get in a noise pollution war with a bass amp. If I put my old Carlsbro facing our neighbour’s wall, I could knock all the stuff off his shelves. And ours, so it was a bit of a score draw but it did convince him we were willing to go to mutually assured destruction.

    So have you considered talking to him about it?

    cfinnimore
    Free Member

    It’s all ok really Northwind. It’s not a nuisance when I’m tired. It’s just I’m well-up and it’s true what they say, these new-builds have pap sound-proofing. I think this particular block is just Gypsum and chewing gum.

    I’ll pop up and have a chat long, long before anything else if I have to. TBH all this is still bliss compared to the heady days of H.M.O’s in 6 roomed tenements.

    I suppose, also, he’s asleep at 5 when I normally get up for my morning faff, bang and over-loud Spotify free ads so them’s the breaks.

    MSP
    Full Member

    retro83
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    Lifer – Member

    Sounds like Akercocke (sp?)

    Have you got somewhere else you can crash tonight? Put this on and leave:

    or this

    [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AA5DsLzSVrk[/video]

    Cougar
    Full Member

    Have you considered a strongly worded leaflet campaign?

    cfinnimore
    Free Member

    I’ve never seen Badger! or Nyan cat before but i’m now intrigued…

    Who’s played them full blast in a revenge/angry/meth-induced act?

    Cougar: I’d rather do a £2.99 VistaPrint business card job to the note of”Shhhh. Your girlfriend can’t play bass”.

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