Works toilets etiquette (again)
TBlock 1 ) ‘Leave it for the cleaner…… You must have a weener’ La lla la la lahhh.
T2) Oh! ‘Shit on the seat…… Um? ‘I’ll use neat bleach’. (and hope it burns!)
T3) ‘Never leave a clink,….or someone will use the sink’. “Doo doo doo doo dooooh.
T4) “Don’t bother to flush?…….you deserve to get thrush! 👿
T5) Must be in a rush………..too busy to brush
T6) Tut, FFSake :roll:………. get a decent diet will yah!!
T7) ARRGHHUFOGOSAKE! Use the damn brush shit headz! 😆Posted 4 years agospawnofyorkshireSubscriber
i was having my morning download the other week and i heard someone occupy the cubicle next to me.
A big grunt from my near neighbour followed by thudunk-splosh-thup-thup-thup-thup-thup-thup-thup-thup
That wasn’t the worst of it though, about 30 seconds after he finished redecorating the pan he was still in there and i heard the unmistakable sound of a crisp packet being opened and the crunch as he started scoffing.Posted 4 years agoMostly BalancedMember
It would appear, from conversion – not observation, that female employees are VERY reluctant to execute the no.2 procedure in the work’s toilets.
Reminds me of a bust up I had with Wifey early on in our marriage:
“I want to go home now” she said.
“But why? It’s a lovely afternoon”
“I don’t like the toilets down here”
After several minutes of arguing she stomped off and refused to get in the car, saying she’d walk home rather than get in the car with me.
She got home four hours later having walked sixteen miles, clenching all the way.
She can laugh now about how stubborn she was in her youth. And yes I did go back along the route several times to see if she’d calmed down.Posted 4 years agoVortexracingSubscriber
We got told by a bloke off the shop floor a few years ago (i.e. 30) that when he started work they only had an angled gutter with a constant running water to crap in and small walls between the cubicles only.
One trick was to set fire to a rolled up piece of news paper, if you happen to be in trap 1, i.e. the top of the gutter and listen as it moved it’s way down the gutter burning everybody’s arse on the way past. 😀Posted 4 years agoroggMember
At a place I worked at years ago, somebody left a brown trout of such staggering proportions that people from several different departments formed an orderly queue to admire it. If camera phones had been invented back then it would have been an internet sensation.
At the same place, somebody got their revenge on a much-hated manager by crapping in his lab-coat pocket.Posted 4 years ago
Kept the bogs clean I suppose.
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