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  • Why do Scots people go sick at Xmas?
  • esselgruntfuttock
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    Cos theyr’e no well.

    IGMC.

    Merry Xmas everyone!

    maccruiskeen
    Full Member

    IGMC.

    It was hardly worth taking it off 🙂

    Drac
    Full Member

    Not because they had to part with some cash?

    igm
    Full Member

    Is this the casual racism thread?

    ernie_lynch
    Free Member

    ^ Well that didn’t take long !

    CaptainFlashheart
    Free Member

    Is this the casual racism thread?

    See above.

    scotroutes
    Full Member

    igm- anti-Scots racism is the only type still ignored by the STW Mods (even when it’s reported). I’m sure it’s all just a laaaarf

    sofatester
    Free Member

    A sheep, drum and snake fall off a cliff…

    …Baa Dum Tssss

    ernie_lynch
    Free Member

    [video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTPSYbeNaa8[/video]

    esselgruntfuttock
    Free Member

    Is this the casual racism thread?

    Only if someone decides to turn it into one.

    No well No well, No well No well, born is the king of Isreal…..

    Ah well, 5 of my Scottish work colleagues had a laugh & a groan at it. 😆

    legend
    Free Member

    Is this thread anti-me? Should I be offended? I know some folk here have their offended switch defaulted to On, but I’m not there yet

    scotroutes
    Full Member

    No well No well, No well No well, born is the king of Isreal…..

    That was only offensive because it was a shit joke 🙂

    esselgruntfuttock
    Free Member

    Sorry Col, I must try harder!

    sofatester
    Free Member

    Is this the casual racism thread?

    Yorkshireman takes his cat to the vet after inadvertently kicking it while chasing a stray whippet.

    Yorkshireman – “Ayup lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat”
    Vet – “Is it a tom?”
    Yorkshireman – “Nay, I’ve browt it with me”

    Drac
    Full Member

    Well we act on any reported if they over step the mark as we do with any about Welsh, Irish, English, Liverpudlians, Geordies or anything else that is overly offensive.

    tomhoward
    Full Member

    There’s an easy way to tell if a joke is racist or not.

    The joker looks over their shoulder first or, ‘I’m not racist, but…’

    Well OP, clearly you didn’t do the latter, what about the former?

    Remember kids, playing on words isn’t racist, being racist is racist.

    Why does a frenchman have a single boiled egg for breakfast? Because, in France, un œuf is enough.

    What’s e-business?
    Commerce in Yorkshire

    scotroutes
    Full Member

    Drac – Moderator
    Well we act on any reported if they over step the mark as we do with any about Welsh, Irish, English, Liverpudlians, Geordies or anything else that is overly offensive

    I guess your “mark” is just set differently then. Funny that….

    legend
    Free Member

    or maybe they aren’t being reported by anyone?

    scotroutes
    Full Member

    legend – Member
    or maybe they aren’t being reported by anyone?

    I know differently

    legend
    Free Member

    ooohhh Mods are racist!

    esselgruntfuttock
    Free Member

    Well as I said, *merry* Xmas.

    ernie_lynch
    Free Member

    Well we act on any reported if they over step the mark as we do with any about Welsh, Irish, English, Liverpudlians, Geordies or anything else that is overly offensive

    Yeah but you don’t mind if it’s aimed at Southerners.

    I’m appalled by the constant abuse Southerners receive on here from clog dancing Northerners.

    zippykona
    Full Member

    Modist.

    scotroutes
    Full Member

    These ones definitely are!!

    [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJV-NNBmJ-M&t=29s[/video]

    Drac
    Full Member

    Ha! I don’t wear clogs.

    tomhoward
    Full Member

    ooohhh Mods are racist!

    Bloody rockers, coming over ‘ere, listening to their music, slagging off Weller and scooters….

    Beaten by 44 seconds…

    Drac
    Full Member

    I guess your “mark” is just set differently then. Funny that….

    I guess so.

    igm
    Full Member

    ‘Twasn’t the OPs post that I was referring to.

    The OP’s joke didn’t work for me, for I wouldn’t say “no well” to mean “not well” – doesn’t sound right. It would be “nae weel” or something like that. Or even “not well”

    However I have to read Irvine Welsh out loud to understand it, so maybe I’m not a good judge.

    scotroutes
    Full Member

    +1

    scotroutes
    Full Member

    I guess so.[/quote]Which begs the question – who Mods the Mods?

    tomhoward
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    Urgh, fine, to redress the balance, a bit, an ode to Yorkshire..

    ‘Ear all, see all, say nowt;
    Eat all, sup all, pay nowt;
    And if ivver tha does owt fer nowt –
    Allus do it fer thissen.

    Yorkshire folk are tight too, all of them.

    Tomhoward, born in ‘uddersfield, live in Leeds, having just moved from ‘arroget.

    Greybeard
    Free Member

    Drac
    Full Member

    Which begs the question – who Mods the Mods?

    Well lots of things are done as a collective but if need be over all Mark and Chipps soon speak up they think we’re wrong.

    I guessed it wasn’t the OP post rather mine refering to Scots being a bit tight.

    Yorkshire folk are tight too, all of them.

    Racist.

    tomhoward
    Full Member

    Did you hear about the Spanish fire fighting brothers?

    Josè and….

    Diego.

    GrahamS
    Full Member

    scotroutes: are you genuinely getting upset about a bad pun in a Scottish accent? 😕

    I’m a sweaty sock too and nothing about that joke seems even remotely racist to me.

    Edit:

    I guessed it wasn’t the OP post rather mine refering to Scots being a bit tight.

    ‘sake. No issue from me Drac. If we can’t laugh at ourselves then who can we laugh at?

    scotroutes
    Full Member

    No

    Drac
    Full Member

    ‘sake. No issue from me Drac. If we can’t laugh at ourselves then who can we laugh at?

    Southerners with their funny pearly outfits?

    tomhoward
    Full Member

    Racist

    Ming the Merciless
    Free Member

    For Sale:

    Dead Budgie,

    It’s not going cheep!

    steveoath
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