I've got to organise a few days mountain biking in Southern Spain for some mad people.
All of them are involved in two-wheeled motorsport and have no understanding of fear, nor do they have any sense of self preservation.
Most of them are pretty good at the downhill bits and, while they're fit enough to do the uphills much faster than me, it invariably leads to whinging on their part once they've got bored with taking the p*ss out of me.
So, who would you recommend for a trip to Southern Spain where pedalling uphill is kept to a minimum, the downhill is challenging but not too full-on scary and the accommodation is close to at least one drinking establishment (none of them drink once the season has started – this is for me).
We'd be looking to go around 22 March for three days or so.