Ban lorries over taking lorries on dual carriageways

Bruneep gets my vote for supreme leader!

Let me guess it involves bans, sanctions and punishments from a load of middle aged little Hitlers who can’t be trusted in charge of a broom cupboard.

I’m going with the OPs original theme of standardisation.

Crisp bag colours:
Salted = Red
Salt and Vinegar = Green
Cheese and onion = Blue

More added if any new flavours are invented. Transgressors will obviously be boiled in oil.

Salt and Vinegar = Green
Cheese and onion = Blue

Say what now.

Think back. cheese and onion Ringos…. GREEN !!! S&V Ringos, BLUE !!!!…

Even the Squares, they were S&V and blue….

I’m not living in that world.

S&V Discos were in a blue packet

Stop the idea that you can pay to do something that is bad for the rest of the world, allowing rich entitled people to behave like arseholes as long as they throw some cash at it, just allows them to feel more entitled and smug and behave even more like arseholes. If flying around the place in private jets is bad, just ban them, if a car doing 11mpg is bad, ban them too, don’t just tax or fine them, get rid of them. You just make behaving like an arsehole aspirational otherwise.

People who dont like driving are prohibited from doing so.

This can be broken down into sub categories too.
Dont like motorways? not allowed on them.
Dont like driving at night? daytime only licence.
Dont like reversing or maneuvering? submit a flight plan of your anticipated journey showing that you will not encounter any narrow country roads and that you have simple parking at your destination.

Will make the roads so much nicer for the rest of us, whether by car or bicycle.

It’s walkers that gets the s&v and c&o colours wrong.

Green is cheese and onion… Unless it’s yellow and branded tayto.