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Delia Smith and a cross country run?
Well, ones a pant in the country.....
Let's be 'avin' some more.....!
Posted : 31/05/2011 8:22 pm
A Frenchman(insert alternative religion/race/nationality) and a catfish? One is a scum sucking bottom feeder and the other is a fish.
Posted : 31/05/2011 8:31 pm
A magicians wand & a policemans truncheon?
Well, ones for cunning stunts..........
Posted : 31/05/2011 8:33 pm
An egg and a ****..?
You can beat an egg...
Posted : 31/05/2011 8:34 pm
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A constipated owl and a bad sniper?
Well, one shoots but can't hit...
Posted : 31/05/2011 8:34 pm
eh?
Posted : 31/05/2011 8:39 pm
Ocean going vessels heading in opposite directions in the wee small hours of the morning and Japanese sewer engineers converging whilst underground?
Two pass like ships in the night.
Posted : 31/05/2011 8:40 pm