Is travelling through hyperspace much the same as dusting crops?

How is Hannah’s headache this am?

It’ll be in the same postbag as my “free” subs T shirt 🙄

Does Chipps have any photo’s of Keeley Lockey racing XC from the late 90’s?
Karrimor, NEMBA, Skinsuit. Nuff said.

Will i die?

Why does this thread have a “Volvo for Sale” Tag?

Why does this thread have a “Volvo for Sale” Tag?

Because someone is selling a volvo?

Who annoys you most on the forum?

Manicure?
Pedicure?
Facial?
Or
Bikini Wax?

Which One?

How many times a day do you feel like shutting the forum down?

Whats the opposite of opposite?

Given your experience of the industry, attendance of trade shows and years of travel for the best MTBing on Earth… what was it that Meatloaf wouldn’t do for love, and, would you do it?

Why would you shut a forum down? Industry economics point in exactly the opposite direction. Print is not where the strength/value lies in journalism – look at Top Gear’s version (just for STW!)

How many times a day do you feel like shutting the forum down?

…and lose all that sweet ad revenue?

How many times a week do you look at the forum? Or are you far too busy sipping champagne at bike industry ‘receptions’ so leave the staff to do that?

To Mark: Do Northern lads really like gravy on their chipps?

To Chipps: How do you feel about that?

To Chipps: What ever happened to Whizzer?

Is it Henry, the mild mannered janitor?

Is it Penry, the mild mannered janitor?

Could Be !

Seriously – If you could undo any of the developments in riding in the last 15 years what would it be?

Unseriously – where’s Shaun?

What’s your favourite new unnecessary mountain bike parts standard?

Do you think the staff in the Tod Oddies are a bit up themselves?

P90 soapbar or humbucker?

What’s the T in MTB stand for?

(Yes I know it’s terrain)

Is surfmatt actually awesome?

With the speed of change in the mtb industry are reviews becoming pointless?

Da dah da dee dum dee
Da dah da dee dum dee

That’s the sound of the Countdown clock…I reckon that there’s at least 15 good questions in here. I’m going to go back to start ignoring your suggestions soon so I can interrogate Mark and Chipps.

Da dah da dee dum dee
Da dah da dee dum dee

That’s the sound of the Countdown clock…I reckon that there’s at least 15 good questions in here. I’m going to go back to start ignoring your suggestions soon so I can interrogate Mark and Chipps.

Question:

Does that count as a flounce?

How many bottles did you get through? How’s your head?

How many bottles did you get through? How’s your head?

Are you still seeing double?

What does a person have to do to get banned around here?

Discussing freeloading usually works, danny 😉

That’s nothing LIKE the sound of the countdown clock.

How do you pronounce Quinoa?

Is it;

Keenwha?
or
Kqunowa?

And..

Do either of you know what it is?

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2dhD9zR6hk[/video]

How difficult is it to come up with truly honest reviews and feedback when you have to balance it with advertising revenue and sponsorship?

One bike, which one and why

Who are Mark and Chipps?

Who are Mark and Chipps?

A more succesful comedy double act than Spencer and Fish?

Who are Mark and Chipps?

They work in the Planet-X paint shop

They work in the Planet-X paint shop

😆 Well played!