Seen today near my new house.

no riding through the lego bricks

8 bit graphics ahead.

Yur bikes GAY

perhaps it’s to warn all bike theives that bikes in this area are secured in castles??

Beware the shore

Give us a clue – do you live near a castle?

Grim northern riding ahead ?

Bike factories ahead?

Blue sign is a go so.

Do ride through the lego?

“Your camera autofocus is broken” ?

“Bikes and graphic equalisers only”

cycles allowed on route through industrial are

Bikes only permitted with pixellated rabbit escort.

feel free to fly your bike through the sky castles.

Beware…council sign erectors are likely to have spirit levels pinched

caution; cycle path crosses live space-invaders zone

Nicknoxx – Member

Seen today near my new house.
The houses up this street all have expensive bicycles in their poorly secured sheds.

Yes, I do live near three castles but that doesn’t explain why there are four on the sign

choose pedal power not power plant power.

Beware: super slack head angled hardtail with silly handlebars.

nice gap to hop for trials riders ahead

cycles allowed through legoland only !

a Red background is a NO warning sign for those who dont know ! 😉 (nicknoxx and jedi obviously dont know thir road signs enuff ! 😉

it’s pro slack head angles, a development researched initally with little lego mens satisfaction as test riders on lego test bikes.

Don’t park your bike at The Angel Islington, it’s got 4 hotels on it…

pmsl

It means, caution cycle route closed, please use the ferry provided for you.

lol.

Cyclists to use center lane when faced with on coming stumpy ships.

4 Castles and a cycle – what could it be ?

fubar beat me to it 🙂 You’ve just moved to the Monmouth / Abergavenny area I guess? Good area for riding 8)

Well, I hope your proud of yourself fubar, coming here with your sensible answers

Now go and sit in the corner and think about what you’ve done

Warning bike protected by gun emplacements. The remains of thieves will be prosecuted.

I think that bike’s got to level 4 on Space Invaders

Sorry for being too sensible, you can see why I never get invited to parties.

Thanks fubar and yes I have just moved to the Monmouth Abergavenny area. Got a any route tips?

And more thanks the the rest of you for the excellent funny answers, although I’m still laughing about the javelin on a bike from that thread over there —>

Late but still right

http://www.monmouth.org.uk/Leisure/cycling.aspx

There`s also a 3 castles walk, Skenfrith / Grosmont / White Castle so the 4 castles route will include Monmouth castle I guess; crcking area you live in Nicknoxx. Beautiful quiet lanes. As for routes if you want MTB ones check out Brecon Beacons cycling routes, includes some on Black Mtn too. Road riding so much to go at, Gospel PAss, Wye valley towards Hereford, out towards Ross on Wye, Forest of Dean (+ MTBing opps too)

Beware! Castles have a tendency to gang up on cyclists in this area.