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  • Well the wife’s just had a poo!
  • esselgruntfuttock
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    5 today actually. 1st time in two years.
    Happy days!

    timidwheeler
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    Congratulations!!!

    Pics?

    daftvader
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    Well done?!!
    Got rid of a stoma bag??

    RustySpanner
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    Congrats to the pair of you!

    Have you thought of names?
    May I suggest Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick and Titch?

    matt_outandabout
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    paging poopscoop, paging poopscoop.

    DezB
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    I don’t understand.
    I don’t know if I want to.

    Esme
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    That’s brilliant news . . . but does Mrs EGF know you’re telling the world about it?

    esselgruntfuttock
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    That’s brilliant news . . . but does Mrs EGF know you’re telling the world about it?

    No, but she will & she probably won’t care.
    I remember your concern & messages when it all kicked off Esme, over 2 years ago now & I still thank you for your thoughts!

    Got rid of a stoma bag??

    Yes, 2 actually, colostomy initially, then partial reversal to an ileostomy last September & finally that went last Wednesday & ‘proper’ poo today.
    Should be home tomorrow all being well, with plenty of loo roll at the ready!

    tjagain
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    shit story bro

    MoreCashThanDash
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    Once the context had been explained, that’s fantastic news!

    esselgruntfuttock
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    shit story bro

    Good outcome after 2 years of worry though Jeremy!

    bigrich
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    size, consistency? where was it on the bristol stool scale?

    esselgruntfuttock
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    size, consistency? where was it on the bristol stool scale?

    No idea, she’s gone all ‘private’ in that department, even though I’ve been her personal stoma assistant since July 2017. In fact I could probably apply to be a stoma nurse!

    CaptainFlashheart
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    Floater?
    Double flusher?
    Overwipe?
    Poke-through?

    This thread is lacking detail.

    😉 Great news, though!

    ton
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    Jim, very enlightening, but good news……… ace.

    jamj1974
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    Great stuff.

    Poopscoop
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    matt_outandabout

    Subscriber
    paging poopscoop, paging poopscoop.

    I’m free!

    Reasonable rates too.

    Great news essel.

    Pleased for all 3 of you.😁😆

    maccruiskeen
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    No, but she will & she probably won’t ….

    …. give a shit

    Kryton57
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    Congratulations!!!

    Picolax?

    FTFU

    bigrich
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    once, my missus came to fetch me very excited because she did a massive poo and wanted to show me.

    what a woman.

    Esme
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    To welcome her home, you should make a beautiful bouquet of TOILET PAPER ROSES
    Or maybe better not to waste any loo roll . . .

    martinhutch
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    Floater?
    Double flusher?
    Overwipe?
    Poke-through?

    This thread is lacking detail.

    I know, he’s telling us faec-all.

    jeff
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    Great news – cheered my Monday up!

    fooman
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    I know, he’s telling us faec-al

    He’s just being faecetious.

    Bunnyhop
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    Yay!

    perchypanther
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    It’s the STW effect.

    Pretty soon it’ll make her loggin’ multiple times a day.

    martinhutch
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    Pretty soon it’ll make her loggin’ multiple times a day.

    In Mrs OP’s case, it takes ages to unload rather than load.

    And in the OP’s case, definitely not respecting her privacy! 🙂

    DezB
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    It’s this kind of romance I miss, not being married anymore.

    midlifecrashes
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    After just going through the motions for so long I’m so glad she’s able to put this behind her.

    endomick
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    Too much info alert. Get a log book.

    esselgruntfuttock
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    It’s ridiculous what you do when youv’e had a drink! (celebratory in my case last night)
    There’s only one person on here who’s met my mrs & he’s quite likely to meet her again.

    She’ll go apeshit if she finds out I’ve told everyone. 🙁

    Could’ve been worse, I could’ve put it on FB as well. 🙂

    DezB
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    She’ll go apeshit if she finds out I’ve told everyone

    Is that better or worse than what she’s already done?

    perchypanther
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    She’ll go apeshit if she finds out I’ve told everyone

    She should regain full mastery over humanshit before moving on to more advanced techniques.

    johnners
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    I had some apeshit thrown at me by a chimp at Dudley Zoo.

    BillMC
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    Too much detail, it’s dire here.

    wwaswas
    Full Member

    Chapoo!

    Kryton57
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    I had some apeshit thrown at me by a chimp at Dudley Zoo

    I’m more shocked to learn that Dudley has a zoo.

    jkomo
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    Glad I logged in.

    sargey
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    I’ll have you know that dudley zoo had a killer whale called cuddles during the early 70s.

    Good news essel.

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