I don’t understand why Ms. Alsop finds it disgusting? it’s a big white box / machine – I guess it’s because she’s one of the **** who thinks a home is an investment first and a kitchen is where you show off your middle-class toys and not a utilitarian area.
Anyway, our house is about 100 years old, back when people lived in the living room, dined in the dining room, bathed in the bath room, took a dump in the toilet and cooked in the kitchen so the boring utilitarian rooms are quite small so the rooms where you shared food or relaxed with your family and friends can be bigger and as such the washing machine sits in the little room at the back of the kitchen with the fridge and the drier. I thought about perhaps moving it to the dining room to make more room for a flashy stainless-steel mixer that’s never used to be more on message with the likes of Ms. Alsop, then I remembered she’s a massive **** and didn’t bother.