So I’m starting this new fangled promotion diploma thing we do these days instead of exams. It’s all online and seems to involve lots of online forum discussions with a liberal dash of navel gazing, and presumably somewhere in the depths of all that some actual work. Anyway, my DI spoke to me today and warned me in the strongest terms to ‘know your audience, do not post anything from Viz, and do not spend the next two years trolling the discussion forums’. 🙁

So my question is, who on here is Detective Inspector Campbell? Come on, identify yourself.

What is the current going rate for supplying information to the rozzers?

“evening all”

In these times of austerity, you can have the last donut. You know, the squashed one that for some unfathomable reason is a bit damp.

In that case I know nuffin.

ewww, soggy donut races ? 🙁

You know, the squashed one that for some unfathomable reason is a bit damp.

Copper’s soggy biscuit?

Hmmmm…possibly, can’t say for sure – I always grab two from the top when nobody’s looking then scarper.

Hmmmm

more nnnggggffffff, I think

We ain’t grassin’….. you won’t find no narks here.

Gnarrrks maybe…… 😉

So he’s giving you some top tips and asking you not to post anything from Viz?

I am not he
I am just a pleb with a bicycle

🙂

Gnarks, remembered for later along with gnarseholes.

Lee – exactly

Gnarcissists was the excellent term from elsewhere on here the other day.

Hat trick!