funniest thing ive read today.

particularly like the ukip spokesperson saying, that not in our manifesto. er, what is then? anytime you like to formalise something.

I have a feeling that as soon as the economy becomes slightly better everyone wants Labour in govt quickly because of the view that things can become better instantly. Like we want to eat our cake we want to eat it now!

If that is the case the cycle of Tories in govt will be short lived and as such the national debts, whatever that is, will never go down quick enough. Essentially, passing on the burden to the next generation but who cares you could be dead by then.

Tories means belt tightening to reduce debts but with the entire population being sweeten by the mentality of welfare state this will always be painful. Yes, many will suffer but then you have not had it so good for so long by comparison to many around the world.

UKIP is essentially a party that try to voice out something that both the above refused to acknowledge from the voters perspective. May it be immigrations or getting out of EU.

Lib Dem is so detached they don’t make sense so not elect any of their members are simply wrong too, same goes to Green. Green is merely a side show … good for balancing the voice of concern but they can be living in fairytale land.

I have voted for them one time or another but never staying with any of them for more than necessary.

I simply cannot understand the die hard mentality of supporting one party.

If there are many more like me that vote whoever I like aren’t we the ones that are Kings/Queens maker? Aren’t you lot suppose to bow down and kiss our shoes?

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UKIP is essentially a party that try to voice out something that both the above refused to acknowledge from the voters perspective. May it be immigrations or getting out of EU.

Exactly, and this is why the established parties are worried enough to have to invent the sort of scare stories posted at the start of this thread. I had a Labour flyer through my letterbox yesterday claiming UKip would privatise health care – which shows how worried they are that about UKip, and how much trouble they are in with Wallace at the helm. I can’t wait for May, it should be fun. BTW, UKip.would get my vote if we didn’t have a good Tory MP in our constituency. 😀

this is why the established parties are worried enough to have to invent the sort of scare stories posted at the start of this thread

Sorry, what was “invented”?

UKIP have acknowledged the original story and dropped the Lynton Yates as a candidate.

If it was invented then surely they might have said something?

invent the sort of scare stories posted at the start of this thread.

Clearly, you’re not beyond a bit of invention yourself. I think you ought to give UKIP your vote if you’re that aroused by them.

Sorry, what was “invented”?
UKIP have acknowledged the original story and dropped the Lynton Yates as a candidate.
If it was invented then surely they might have said something?

Hey, I didn’t even read the OP’s post, never mind the thread :D, I’m just trying to wind up the socialistrackworld contingent. UKip now speak for the working class folk in my northern town, and Labour don’t anymore. Lucky for me, I live out in the country.

You could learn how to do quotes and stuff too, when you stop masturbating because you got a reaction.

I didn’t even read the OP’s post, never mind the thread

It looks like you’ve never read anything. Ever.

I didn’t even read the OP’s post, never mind the thread 😀

Have you considered running as a UKIP candidate? You seem well qualified.
I hear they have an unexpected opening in Leicestershire.

Hey, Deadly, calm down son! 😀

son

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I’m so happy I’m not your son. I’d be running the risk of being at least half like you. And that would be too much.

Have you considered running as a UKIP candidate? You seem well qualified.

Thank you, what a complement 😀

deadlydarcy – Member
… that aroused by them.

.. masturbating

Are you fixated with self abused of your little man? 😯
Your will go blind and your hand will grow hairs if you do it often. 😆

I am voting UKIP too in a Labour strong hold …

I won’t mind being aroused as I thought only pron can do that but now there is something new according to you so let’s see if it works. 😆

I didn’t even read the OP’s post, never mind the thread

No idea what you’re talking about and too lazy/stupid to find out? You sound like UKIP material right enough

I won’t mind being aroused beyond than pron.

Is that supposed to mean something?

I am voting UKIP

Oh sorry. missed that bit otherwise I wouldn’t have expected anything you say to make sense.
As you were, dribble away

only pron

I imagine this is your only refuge chewkw. And guns of course. Lets not forget how aroused you get by guns.

ChubbyBlokeInLycra – Member
Is that supposed to mean something?

Yes, I thought pron is the only way to get arousal nowadays? No? Yes?

Oh sorry. missed that bit otherwise I wouldn’t have expected anything you say to make sense.
As you were, dribble away

Yes, it’s called democratic rights so I can vote whoever I want! However I like. Yes! Are you going to tell me how to vote too or what to eat or how to live? Yes? No? I love democracy me. 😆

deadlydarcy – Member
I imagine this is your only refuge chewkw. And guns of course. Lets not forget how aroused you get by guns.

See, see what I mean … fixated on arousal, again, this boy is. Stop playing with your little man. FFS! 😆

deadlydarcy = arousal … 😯

Yes, it’s called democratic rights so I can vote whoever I want!

Yes, you can. You can also choose to keep quiet about it. If, however, you actively broadcast your intentions and views, then you can expect some dissent.

P.S.

The Dr Seuss picture nearly made me piss my pants. It’s just the look on the cat’s face that does it for me.

dannyh – Member
Yes, you can. You can also choose to keep quiet about it. If, however, you actively broadcast your intentions and views, then you can expect some dissent.

Yes, I like dissent. Not a problem really. Seriously I do not expect anyone to agree with me. If nobody argues STW is going to be a very boring place to be in. I like alternative viewpoints the more the better as this makes it more lively.

Put it this way, would you argue with yourself? Like speaking to the mirror? Talking to like minded people is exactly like that. Boring.

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dannyh – Member

P.S. The Dr Seuss picture nearly made me piss my pants. It’s just the look on the cat’s face that does it for me.

I think it is really rude to call people female genital. Don’t forget our mother is female too so it’s like calling your own mum … 🙄

This made me laugh, as posted (in error I hope) by Rotheram UKIP in the local paper:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/ukip/11305716/Ukips-tweet-crackdown-amid-embarassing-scandals.html

I think it is really rude to call people female genital. Don’t forget our mother is female too so it’s like calling your own mum …

Doesn’t stop it being funny, though. Particularly that now ex-picture.

P.S.

The Dr Seuss picture nearly made me piss my pants. It’s just the look on the cat’s face that does it for me.

I think I’m going to get it printed on a t-shirt 😉

Time to check my inbox for warning messages from the mods.

would you argue with yourself?

I think you would, yes. I think the world would collapse in on itself if you did though. So please don’t. Just stick to looking at pictures of guns and masturbating.

dannyh – Member
Doesn’t stop it being funny, though. Particularly that now ex-picture.

Yes, funny at times but some would be offended (I am not offended) but for me I just think it’s too vulgar. The image of a person with vulva head is very odd. A bit like that Alien movie … eeewwweeehhhh ..

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deadlydarcy – Member

would you argue with yourself?

I think you would, yes. I think the world would collapse in on itself if you did though. So please don’t. Just stick to looking at pictures of guns and masturbating. [/quote]

You are funny. I like youuu! But Not in the man love way. 😆

Yes, funny at times but some would be offended (I am not offended) but for me I just think it’s too vulgar. The image of a person with vulva head is very odd. A bit like that Alien movie … eeewwweeehhhh ..

That’s even more sexist than me actually using the word…. 😛

The image of a person with vulva head is very odd. A bit like that Alien movie …

I think you might mean Predator?

Tom_W1987 – Member
That’s even more sexist than me actually using the word….

Wwwhhaattt! 😯

How can that be?

GrahamS – Member
I think you might mean Predator?

No, not that one … the one with the story that supposed to precede Alien, the one that seeded the planet … the one that appeared in the cave. Bloody heck I cannot even remember the title of the movie now coz it shite.

edit: found it. It’s called Prometheus. This is the fellow … eewwweee bloody tap worm like thing with some sort of vulva head. Don’t stick yours in there … not good.

Yes, it’s called democratic rights so I can vote whoever I want! However I like. Yes! Are you going to tell me how to vote too or what to eat or how to live? Yes? No? I love democracy me.

Yup, democracy’s great, There are idiots and there’s a party for you/them to waste your vote on while you spout meaningless drivel about “common sense solutions”.

ChubbyBlokeInLycra – Member
Yup, democracy’s great, There are idiots and there’s a party for you/them to waste your vote on while you spout meaningless drivel about “common sense solutions”.

How can it be meaningless or waste of vote? Everyone votes for something that means something to them is it not?

To me all those political talks are drivel and the only difference between them is the ability to spin better than the others. The one that spin better wins. 🙄

By the way, the guy has been removed as an electoral candidate by his party.

samuri – Member
By the way, the guy has been removed as an electoral candidate by his party.

Good. He is better off keeping his mouth shut. Now, new candidate please …

edit: FFS! Can mod remove that Predator (including the other alien) please … that thing keeps looking at me … 😯

Everyone votes for something that means something to them is it not?

..and what means something to you is bikes off the road and on pavements with pedestrians having priority? Or banning the unemployed from the roads which will take 6million cars off the roads even though there’s only 800,000 unemployed? Or perhaps that congestion is all the fault of those damn immigrants? Ok, in the brightness stakes you’re not going to give an energy saving lightbulb anything to worry about and that’s fine, you’re the UK Idiot Party’s target market, but you really need to stop kidding yourself on that believing that guff shows any kind of self-awareness or capacity for independant thought. It’s not, it’s just trotting out one meaningless soundbite after another marketed at the foaming at the mouth Daily Wail readership.
Sometimes I read this guff and it’s really enjoyable. Farage is one of the funniest peopole around, completely beyond satire. Then I realise that there are people who actually believe it and take it seriously and I despair and wonder what happened to our education system that it can let people down so badly that they give this bunch of clowns any more than the time of day.

ChubbyBlokeInLycra – Member

I don’t agree with anything that clown said to be honest hence there may be logic but unrealistic.

I will still vote for Farage but I vote for him as he got the guts to shout around that non of the major political parties dare to. 😆

As for others who vote for a particular political ideology and think they are god sent (political ideology/policy etc) … Geeezzz … they deserve all they get.

Try typing with two hands chewkw. You might begin to make some sense.

You’re not still masturbating are you? 😯 You’ll make it disappear!

deadlydarcy – Member

Try typing with two hands chewkw. You might begin to make some sense.

You’re not still masturbating are you? You’ll make it disappear!

No, no I am not masturbating as I don’t want sticky keyboard.

I do have both hands on the keyboard though because someone is wrong on the interweb. 😆

I will still vote for Farage
Like I said, not the brightest – you vote for the party, this “clown” as you put it was selected by the party to represent them. Really – are you struggling to understand that? Ah sorry UKIP voter, it’s not actually possible to underestimate your reasoning abilities. Were you going to say that it’s just this one that’s a clown, but all the others are thoroughly decent chaps? Like, for example Geoffrey (Bongo Bongo Land) Bloom, maybe Alex Wood.. (seems like a nice boy), or maybe you’re thinking of Chris (“sandal-wearing, bomb-making, camel-riding, goat-f******, ragheads” )Pain. Or perhaps you’re thinking of Nigel Farage who bravely speaks out against tax avoidance whilst hiring a tax accountant to set up a trust fund in an off-shore tax haven.
Still, this is as you point out, a democracy and if these are the sort of misogynistic, bigoted, racist hypocrites you can identify with, then you should vote for them. Personally though, I’d be a bit embarrassed about mentioning it in public

ChubbyBlokeInLycra – Member
Personally though, I’d be a bit embarrassed about mentioning it in public

Crikey do you have to post a pic of that bloke? Who is he?

Anyway, you will find this sort of people in all parties mind you. i.e. extreme thinking, just that some may not broadcast it aloud.

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To me all those political talks are drivel and the only difference between them is the ability to spin better than the others. The one that spin better wins.

^^^ He is good.

Look at that grin, that grin … I voted for him I think.

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D’oh! Double vision … double post.