Only 19 though, but if you want a life changing perspective….

I remember what my father said
He said, “Son, life is simple”
It’s either cherry red or
Midnight blue”

“I wish I had listened to those wise words my grandad used to tell me”…

“Why, what were they?”

“I don’t know, I wasn’t listening!”

On a more profound note, reading an interview with Alynda Segarra of Hurray for the Riff Raff, on the underlying meanings behind their new album, they said: “Grief has no time frame “.
There’s another ten on the same subject, from St Augustine; “The dead may be invisible, but they are always with us”.

On a more upbeat note:
“The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed”

“If the world was flat, wouldn’t there be cats all along the edge pushing things off?”

I’ll name that in 3.

Read more books.

The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed

sorely tempted to put some astonishing ones in bathroom cabinets for visitors who like to explore.

sorely tempted to put some astonishing ones in bathroom cabinets for visitors who like to explore.

Or a butt-plug with a smear of chocolate mousse on it?

Well son, the funny thing about regret is that it’s better to regret
Something you have done than
To Regret something that you haven’t done

25 words exactly…

And by the way, If you see your mom this weekend, will you be sure and
Tell her…

SATAN SATAN SATAN!!!!

If life seems jolly rotten
There’s something you’ve forgotten
And that’s to laugh and smile and dance and sing.