Minger – an ugly girl looks after a minor criminal

LOOSE WOMAN,dont make her laugh

Fashion show for people into 50s style dance:

Hop Gear

Jim’ll Fax It?

London’s Gurning.

Hugh’s Fist Fight

Grimewatch- Crime involving theft of household cleaning products

Dullas- Like Dallas but set in Croydon

Tinder- Arthur and Terry set fire to stuff

Timpsons- Bart opens a key cutting shop

American shopper- a bunch of Yanks visit Walmart

Antiques Toadshow- So called experts try to catch and value cranky old frogs

BIG BUNG THEORY,political magazine show

World Of Spork

A thrilling afternoon with the latest action from the world of single handed multifunction cutlery

Newslight

Channel 5’s new current affairs programme

Latex with Jools Holland………..

Z factor.

The vulture show

A programme about some big birds

In the right garden – a show about stalking.

Claymation adventures with bed linen – Shaun the sheet

Strictly come lancing- Horse mounted Salsa whilst trying to stab each other whilst also high on EPO

Dancing on Ike

Hilarious sit-com based in a sarf London parish – Father Tel

For girls who have everything:
The Big Bag Theory

Boywatch

Tena, Warrior Princess

Mock the Welk.

Ned Dwarf.

Drama series about a lame, cantankerous donkey – Horse

A new TV show where culinary professionals cook huge amounts of food for only two people – “WasterChef”

A new TV show where culinary professionals try to cook dishes in record times – “FasterChef”

Can someone think which letter to remove from Downton Abbey to make it read “brain scrambling tedium that makes me want to chew my remaining good ankle off”

Just realised you may need to add some letters. Too

How to look good baked – Gok Wan’s adventures in cannibalism.

For fans of day time TV.

Crap in the Attic.

Antiques under the Hammer.

The Hurse Hunters.

Can’t Cook, Don’t Cook.

A guide to takeaway food

Paedophile hunted down and murdered by his victims.

Beastenders

Grand Resigns

Handing in your notice in a monumental way.

The Baked Chef

Fat tongued mockney falls into his own authentic pizza oven.

Location, Location, Vocation

Kirsty and Phil’s challenge to find a suitable property. The client is highly specific, 2/3 of the choice will be based on the area, but a third will be based on being near to a highly fulfilling but not necessarily well paid job.

The Chair with Gareth Malone

Ideally one you can plug in.

New reality style show where people have ballroom competitions in their living rooms:

Strictly Home Dancing

Keep up to date with all the latest plumbing equippment with this week’s Tap Gear.

Am I the only one still doing this?

Superfanny

The adventures of a caped vagina from Krypton.

Banorama – a weekly show about naughty STWers.

Program about furtive masturbation:

Bash in the attic.

Don’t Sell The Bride

Grooms are offered cash and goods in a last minute pre-wedding ultimatum.

Mime team

Program featuring a group of archaeologists trapped in an invisible box.

Thunderbards

Shakespearean thespians save the public from perilous situations engineered by shading looking foreigners

Bollyoaks

I could probably pitch that one.