I’m trying to work out if trends on this forum are a symptom or a cause of depression. Either way, I’d suggest the following to your customer:
• Stop worrying about how niche he is – it’s all just riding bikes
• Embrace Strava… if he wants… If not, it’s no biggie, just stop w**king on about it
• Avoid the who-can-be-the-most-PC-willy-waving-contest and the smug satisfaction that some people tend to gain from it
• Don’t make it your goal in life to be the first to inform Singletrack that someone mildly famous has died
• Don’t measure your self worth on how many replies you can get on a thread
• Quit f**king “fixing that for you”
• Quit trying to think of threads where you can use the words “Bangernomics” or “hive mind” or “[insert-thread-title]trackworld”
• Don’t ever start a conversation with “Have we done…?”
• Don’t moan when a roadie fails to notice you, wave like a performing seal and offer you his most profuse salutations of the day