Local Sustrans route near me,woman walking dog,dog craps on path,so she very decently scoops it up in a little bag, as i ride past,when ive got past her,she drops it on the floor,so i cycle back and throw it over the nearest fence into somebodies back garden,within seconds theres an anguished shout,and some bloke screaming over the fence, at this woman,as shes the only one with a dog.
She starts to deny enphatically shes thrown it, but as she is a dog owner,and the dogs at her side, and im on a bike with no dog,she gets the blame,he shouts he is going to follow her home and post the crap through her letter box, and smear it on her car,i then ride up to her and say in a very loud voice thats not very clever was it.
He responce was not printable.
Also why doesnt someone make little saddle bags for dogs so that when they crap, you jusy pick it up,popo it into the saddle bag and the dog carries it home.
Dragons Den here i come.