I’m going with this as a alternative to the Panama hat and Crocs combo.

Can you imagine the pad / short gap.

Awaits the forum elders with some equally grotesque Tilley hat/Birkenstock/Rohan combination 🤣

I like the pattern on the shorts, just not the gape.

The bottom half of the picture is reminiscent of Dial-Up Internet

When will the Seven Dwarves turn up?

Yes, looks ridiculous, but apparently wearing your shower sandals out to the shops is fashionable now, so what do I know?!

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Why are bike specific shorts always primarily black though?

I have some bright green ones. Quite difficult to match. I sometimes wear an orange top so I look like a Walls Twister.

Shower sandals

Gucci slides. 😎

Yes, looks ridiculous,

How dare you. I mean who doesn’t want to be a master of something.

A better colour be a master………

It’s only my preconceptions (and bank balance – £1075, unless you can find it discounted) that prevent me from embracing the mirt, as seen in today’s Sunday Times..

that prevent me from embracing the mirt

Surely he should have shaved his legs if he’s going riding in that?

They love a Mirt on the members forum.