- Strapping a midget to a stag
Sounds like a classic car question but no, I want to know how to hire a midget for a day to strap to the stag of a a stag do. Sounds tacky I know but I think when juxtaposed with a little village pub in the peak or the lake district, well that would make all the difference. So, any experts?Posted 9 years agoDaveGrMember
What will the midget get out of it?
Money? Ozzy used to hang* a dwarf/midget/small person at the end of one his shows in the 80's (I think). Banned in britain so the guy didn't get paid. The also banned the spraying of fake blood over the audience. And they couldn't get the coach and horses on the stage. I was soooo looking forward to that show before the changes 🙁
* not actually I believe, it was a stage show 😉Posted 9 years agoernie_lynchMember
If I was a midget I would be happy to degrade myself for few bob.
But I would insist on only doing porn films.
ffs, you would have all the disadvantages of being a midget all your life, so why would you miss out on the one advantage/opportunity you actually have – ie to star in porn films.Posted 9 years agoDickBartonMember
Mate at work went on a stag do and they did this…was very funny…until they discovered that the midget went everywhere with the stag – off for a crap…midget went to…off to bed…midget went to…stag got lucky…midget got to watch!
Sounds hilarious (no really it does)…but I'd give it a miss…although the website apparently dispels a lot of the myths!Posted 9 years ago
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