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  • ernie_lynch
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    Sounds like a classic car question

    Not to me it didn't.

    redthunder
    Member

    Nor me.

    Go on Google…Strapping a midget to a stag

    😉

    alwyn
    Member

    I was going to attempt to attach a male dear to a small person on paint, but it all seems to difficult.

    companies like double7 are good for hireing party stuff, just beware that its not cheep and migets aren't as funy as you'd like them to be.

    Premier Icon BigDummy
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    migets aren't as funy as you'd like them to be

    Instinctively, I know you must be right about the amusement value of midgets, and obviously it's right that people shouldn't be regarded as funny just because they are small. But that is a little disappointing… 🙂

    pjbarton
    Member

    Sounds like a classic car question but no, I want to know how to hire a midget for a day to strap to the stag of a a stag do. Sounds tacky I know but I think when juxtaposed with a little village pub in the peak or the lake district, well that would make all the difference. So, any experts?

    Trimix
    Member

    What will the midget get out of it ? Apart from a lower self esteme, being laughed at and haveing the piss taken out of them all night ?

    jon1973
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    hire a midget for a day to strap to the stag

    Have I just woken up in the 16th Century?

    DaveGr
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    What will the midget get out of it?

    Money? Ozzy used to hang* a dwarf/midget/small person at the end of one his shows in the 80's (I think). Banned in britain so the guy didn't get paid. The also banned the spraying of fake blood over the audience. And they couldn't get the coach and horses on the stage. I was soooo looking forward to that show before the changes 🙁

    * not actually I believe, it was a stage show 😉

    What will the midget get out of it ?

    about £700 minus agency fees usualy.

    crispy bacon
    Member

    The parting of the ways…………

    pjbarton
    Member

    Well, I'd hope after the initial surreal reveal, they'd both settle down and have a good nght out.

    pjbarton
    Member

    Ou could argue stripper would 'only' get cash andis a bit degrading. But in this situation there is at least room for the evening ti get more interesting. We're nit bigotted people and the chaps that are on the books of these agencies must be happy about it, no?

    ernie_lynch
    Member

    If I was a midget I would be happy to degrade myself for few bob.

    But I would insist on only doing porn films.

    ffs, you would have all the disadvantages of being a midget all your life, so why would you miss out on the one advantage/opportunity you actually have – ie to star in porn films.

    DickBarton
    Member

    Mate at work went on a stag do and they did this…was very funny…until they discovered that the midget went everywhere with the stag – off for a crap…midget went to…off to bed…midget went to…stag got lucky…midget got to watch!

    Sounds hilarious (no really it does)…but I'd give it a miss…although the website apparently dispels a lot of the myths!

    Junkyard
    Member

    I dont really understand why degrading your mate and a midget passes as humour.
    Perhaps on your way out you could stop at the disabled school and point and laugh ?

    jon1973
    Member

    If I was a midget…..I would insist on only doing porn films.

    Ahh! midget porn, the foundation of any civilised society.

    pjbarton
    Member

    Junkyard. That's a bit extreme! Truth be told my groom and everyone else would be happy just getting together in a decent pub and each others company. That's what planted the seed of something really unexpected. We'll probably end up doing archery or something.

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