Instinctively, I know you must be right about the amusement value of midgets, and obviously it's right that people shouldn't be regarded as funny just because they are small. But that is a little disappointing… 🙂
Sounds like a classic car question but no, I want to know how to hire a midget for a day to strap to the stag of a a stag do. Sounds tacky I know but I think when juxtaposed with a little village pub in the peak or the lake district, well that would make all the difference. So, any experts?
Money? Ozzy used to hang* a dwarf/midget/small person at the end of one his shows in the 80's (I think). Banned in britain so the guy didn't get paid. The also banned the spraying of fake blood over the audience. And they couldn't get the coach and horses on the stage. I was soooo looking forward to that show before the changes 🙁
Ou could argue stripper would 'only' get cash andis a bit degrading. But in this situation there is at least room for the evening ti get more interesting. We're nit bigotted people and the chaps that are on the books of these agencies must be happy about it, no?
Mate at work went on a stag do and they did this…was very funny…until they discovered that the midget went everywhere with the stag – off for a crap…midget went to…off to bed…midget went to…stag got lucky…midget got to watch!
Sounds hilarious (no really it does)…but I'd give it a miss…although the website apparently dispels a lot of the myths!
Junkyard. That's a bit extreme! Truth be told my groom and everyone else would be happy just getting together in a decent pub and each others company. That's what planted the seed of something really unexpected. We'll probably end up doing archery or something.