The city hobgoblins finally got into our garage last week. Took my wife's and daughter's bikes
wife's was an old blue specialized rockhopper, rock shox tora forks, black Easton EA30 bars, white grips, on one stem, superstar flats, black rear mudguard, inner tube in forks to stop spray thingy, women's specific specialized seat – looks like this:
Daughter's was a girls purple Trek Mt60 with 20 inch wheels, adjustable stem and pedals, a bike computer and bell on the bars and a big adult mudguard.
If you see either, please nearly kill the rider, then post up on here where you've left the swine so I can come over and pee on their wounds before finishing them off. If you could video the experience and put it on you tube all the better.