I’m glad to see some people like it, or at least get a benefit from it. I’ve been toying with trying again hoping it had changed a bit in 15 years.
I went a few times a long time ago, it was just the most horrible experience!
Certain elements of it, seem to me at least at the time, to be universal:
Classes are held in a bad 90s Rave, dark, flashing lights, crap ‘Dance’ music LOUD, manic MC at the front shouting completely incomprehensible nonsense, honestly I couldn’t tell whether she wanted us to pedal faster or for the whistle posse to blow.
Whatever they’re called, the equipment is nothing like a bike, fixed gear, horrible feeling drag, MASSIVE seat so wide you can’t get a decent stroke in. I learned it was a fixie about 5 mins in. I started too hard and instinct made me ‘coast’ for a quarter of a second, hit my head on the suspended ceiling as 8,000,000 kNm sent me vertical.
Always at least one Wally taking to far, turning up in fully Sky kit with his own carbon SPD slippers on, at least he didn’t bring a helmet, but give the above, it might not have been a bad idea.