Used to hold the UK record for longest field goal (and interceptions in one season) for american football. May still do.

Held the world record for the highest score on Asteroids (atari 2600) took me 16 hours. Probably don’t now.

Oh, and a few years back I innocently let the dogs out.

My wife once rejected the lecherous advances of Dean Gaffney in a nightclub in Kingston.

mine didn’t.. 😥

I broke my thumb in a crash on C-Y-B last week and on both of the x-rays a piece of metal about 1/2 mm across is visible, I’ve no idea where thats from 😯

mine didn’t.

My wife did say she saw him crawling all over some poor girl in a corner later in the evening.

I broke my thumb in a crash on C-Y-B last week and on both of the x-rays a piece of metal about 1/2 mm across is visible, I’ve no idea where thats from

It’s the remnants from an alien probe.

You should probably check that there’s nothing stuck up your arse.

I’m slightly hungover after Onions retirement drinks

My wife did say she saw him crawling all over some poor girl in a corner later in the evening.

That’ll be the one..
How I managed to get any sleep with them two squealing about Well’ard in the bed next to me all night I’ll never know.. he didn’t even offer to make me a coffee in the morning..

The cad..

I stole money from a bank

i’v been seduced by the energy drink forum and the skittles advert, as i sit here and drink my can of red bull and eat my skittles. I never buy them!!!

I hate the scum.

It’s my birthday today, only interesting as next year it won’t be a thursday and you’ll have to ask on saturday

I took part in a bodybuilding competition in Latvia.
I did a feature on Blue Peter with a bikini-clad Konnie Huq.
My son was born on Christmas Day. We call him Anti-Jesus.

I washed dishes for Duran Duran

I dated Richard Wilson’s (Victor Meldrews) Niece..

I broke my lower jaw and lost 5 teeth in a biking accident……

When I was 9 😳

I still have a baby tooth…..I’m 43.

i once beat tv’s ben fogle in the world tin bath championships (sounds impressive, but everyone beat him, he was rubbish, and i think he had to go in an ambulance because the water was too cold for him)

I’ve been in a collaboration with Howard ‘Mr Nice’ Marks,

I’ve ignored Noel Gallagher. It was what we both wanted.

I’m more relaxed than loddrik about the rings around the bath.

I washed dishes for Duran Duran

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Mmmm now that’s interesting. Tell me more?

My brother and I are born on Halloween though we’re not twins. At least 2 other kids on the street we grew up on are also born on Halloween…. 😯

Bunnyhop – Member

I washed dishes for Duran Duran
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Mmmm now that’s interesting. Tell me more?

Is it something you should know?

I am the husband of a lady who was just yesterday invited out to dinner and possible further romantic liasons by a current (and married) Manchester City player whom she met while fundraising. The very cheek!
A tenuous claim to fame I know.
If there wasn’t only one home game left I’d be burning my season ticket. I’m still going to Wembley though.

I used to be able to do quite a few back handsprings in a row. I think the most I ever did was 15. I soon won’t be a teenager any more. Which I thought was all Yay but it’s a but boo as well.

I once gave the Queen a spade.

2retro4u
Marin County, Cali

I was a roadie for the same rock band for 42 years. Missed four shows in that time.

Has to be a world record.

My wife once nearly ran over Jamie Oliver and his wife when they stepped off the pavement without looking

who left the fridge open?

edit: Sorry meant to write that in an email not on here sorry

Took control of a an accident where a bus crashed in to a shoe shop until the professionals arrived

Been underground in a real coal mine

Chatted with Cerys Matthews about growing up in the South Wales (She is really nice)

Received a rugby medal from JJ Williams

Looped the loop in a glider

Had a pee stood next to Max Boyce in Edinburgh airport; no I didn’t have a ticket for the rugby match

Michael Owen asked if I could pass his hotel key to reception; he is a football player and his team Manchester United/Liverpool (Red Shirts) were staying in the same hotel

Sat next to Princess Anne’s 2nd Husband

Nearly crashed in to Kevin Whately on a night ride

Stole a copy of the Western mail from Dafydd Elis Elis-Thomas

And

Had the misfortune to be on a train with Tranny and Susannah

kona, you have lead a truely exciting life. makes mine sound rubbish

Is it something you should know?

Is there something I can say to make you come my way?

I’m sure there is, but I’ve got a headache.

😉

im becoming one of only 10 clock tower engineers in the uk. im 1 of 28 shipwrights in the british army (im leaving soon).

quite boring.

On a train with tranny and suzanna? Lift yer shirt or choose yer shirt for you?

I’ve seen Mike Reid’s willy. Not recently though…

in a few years from now, my age will also be my house number.

spooky! 😯

my birthday will probably herald the rapture, or something.

I’ve seen Mike Reid’s willy. Not recently though.

well I have a favourite

I am 383rd in line to the throne.

I am also distantly related to Osama bin Laden

1) I invented mountain biking. But it wasn’t called mountain biking then, i named it Bumpy Hill Cycling. I ran a few classes and downhill races in the Lake District. once a group of Californian hippies turned up, they were so rubbish i had to put stabilisers on their bikes.

2) I was East Midlands Junior Champion in Rock, Paper scissors in 1980. As a result, I went on to train with Stephen Merryweather who became World Champion in 1983, I used to beat him once in a while too! I went on to challenge for the European and Commonwealth belt in 1987, but by then I had developed palmar fibromatosis, and was unable to form a convincing ‘paper’ and had a weak ‘scissors’. As a result Suvasini Ramaswamy defeated me with a steady attack of paper and rock. however there was a happy ending as he died of dysentery 4 years later.

Lol @ mungus again 🙂

I was senior Northern Ireland salmon casting champion when I was 13

I scored 2 goals against Stoke City in 1988