When did you last partake?
Me. On the way back from the pub and curry house. 😳

Yuck no. 😥

Never trust a fart.

Just putting the key in the front door and though i’d squeek a quick one out…

Last week. Head was down the cludgie at the time. I soon moved from head down the cludgie to arse on the seat and spewing into the sink. Norovirus is bloody awful.

Just putting the key in the front door

dear god, I hope that’s not a euphemism

On my honeymoon. Just leaving guest house in Barcelona.

Best thread title ever….

Note the url. Its been done before!
This one http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/sharting-1
Old one http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/sharting

TheBrick.
It’ll probably happen again at some point in time…
BTW it was nothing to do with Url. 😆

dear god, I hope that’s not a euphemism

Chuckles

Never done one
Dont intend to

Dont intend to

That’s the whole point of a shart…
No one intended to do one. 😆

😆 😯 😆

1997 at a polling booth.

The repercussions are still felt.

You cutting loose culminated in the Labour landslide? Well I never…

It’ll probably happen again at some point in time…

Its not a criticism of a duplicate, I find it funny!

Right of passage.

Last week. Head was down the cludgie at the time. I soon moved from head down the cludgie to arse on the seat and spewing into the sink. Norovirus is bloody awful.

Had that a few weeks ago. The sense of relief of squeaking out the first dry fart is overwhelming! Having to prioritise which end gets the toilet, and which end goes in the bath though… Don’t wish to replicate that experience EVER again! 😕

The bath?! 😯

It was horrific, and I am mentally scarred for life! On the plus side, I lost 4lb that weekend…

Years ago in Mexico after eating and drinking with the locals .
In bed and in the shower .
Sun see and sharting .

You lot clearly don’t drink enough cider do you? The night’s never truly over til the fat lady sings..

The worst time I had been dating a very broadminded, intelligent and beautiful 6’2 blonde 15 years my junior..
We’d decided to spend the night together and in the middle of the night, lying in a blissful state of satisfaction, I risked a tiny trump and send a fountain of runny poo cascading majestically towards the ceiling 🙁

I say with no small amount of smugness that she still chose to stay every night for the next three months.. It was a truly enlightening experience