August 2005 on the M1 somewhere in Yorkshire. Our trailer tent had an offside blow-out so pulled over, emptied the boot (a two week rainy holiday with three small children = tons of stuff) to get the jack only to find it wasn’t suitable for the trailer tent (I’d never thought to check), tried lifting up the side of it to wiggle the wheel off and put the spare on. Wife holding 6-month-old baby and two other infant children stood in the nettles up the embankment. Lorries thundering by mere inches from my arse. Finally gave up and rang the AA, who attended a few hours later, only to find the spare wheel holes didn’t line up as the pcd was slightly different, so I was never going to get the spare on anyway. I very nearly unhitched the thing and drove off abandoning it! Thinking back, I can’t believe how stupid I was. The entire family nearly watched me being spread all along the carriageway in a thin smear. I’m much more respectful of hard shoulders now, I’ve had enough crap cars in my youth to know what a lonely place the hard shoulder is.
In fact I was only reliving this at the weekend, and realised that I don’t really know the proper way to use an emergency triangle. Right behind the vehicle? Half a mile back? Same lane or next one out (to ensure vehicles give a wide berth)? Is it different between A roads, dual carriageways and motorways? I need to do my research.