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  • Reported For Fly Tipping – This Is Going To Be An Eye Opener
  • Jamie
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    he’s got 6 acres of woodland, can you imagine what we could do with that?

    Landfill!

    Monksie! Fire Up The Wheelie Bin!

    konabunny
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    This is bordering on the ridiculous. The guy could be doing some serious Thyme!

    Cougar
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    Have you weed in his shoes yet?

    konabunny
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    …has been put out to pasture.

    leffeboy
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    Monksie! Fire Up The Wheelie Bin!

    This deserves to be added to STW folklore alongside ‘own them with bombers’ etc.

    wysiwyg
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    I bet when he knocked on the door you nearly soiled yourself, but well done for sowing the seeds of doubt..

    igmc

    Muke
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    Maybe the council will now do you for Thyme Wasting 🙂

    monksie
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    Not quite turned out completely well to be honest. A frosty atmosphere, mumblings about “Always bleedin’ somethin’ going on with that idiot” and snipey “You better say that twice to be sure he heard you!” comments.

    “he’s got 6 acres of woodland, can you imagine what we could do with that?
    Landfill!
    Monksie! Fire Up The Wheelie Bin!”

    Hahaha! Mint!

    I’m going to take my wheelie bin for a walk along the Goyt in a bit. That’ll get Frank the Plank and quite possibly my betroved into headache orbit and my daughter in hysterics!

    wwaswas
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    Have you weed in his shoes yet?

    Very sage, Cougar.

    wwaswas
    Full Member

    I’m going to take my wheelie bin for a walk along the Goyt in a bit

    fourcrossjohn can help out with the more extreme wheeliebinning;

    MrsToast will no doubt add rainbows and spokeydokeys as needed.

    wors
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    Some people have nothing better to do than moan about others, for peats sake……

    wrecker
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    Not quite turned out completely well to be honest. A frosty atmosphere, mumblings about “Always bleedin’ somethin’ going on with that idiot” and snipey “You better say that twice to be sure he heard you!” comments.

    Is that what he’s saying about you or you about him?

    zippykona
    Full Member

    Tea came out of my nose with the fire up the wheelie bin quote.
    STW gold.

    monksie
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    wecka – wife to herself and daughter about me.
    Comedy gold.

    Jamie
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    Anyway. Happy it worked out ok for you Monskie. To be honest, when you first posted, I thought thistle end up badly. I’m glade I was wrong.

    Cougar
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    I’m surprised the neighbour went to the council instead of just calling the copse. Maybe even get special branch involved. It’s what I wood have done.

    I suppose it proves, with the council, their bark is worse than their bite.

    konabunny
    Free Member

    Glad to hear they’ll just leaf it alone and won’t drive you bananas.

    Still, if this was the Isle of Man yew’d get the birch, by gum.

    the00
    Free Member

    They should have been prosecuted. You thought it was doing no harm, so it’s fine, no matter what the law says – Nice defence.

    monksie
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    I think prosecuting the council would have been quite harsh but given the option of me or them….

    binners
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    To be honest, when you first posted, I thought thistle end up badly. I’m glade I was wrong.

    *stands and applauds Jamie* 😆

    Jamie
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    Cheers Binners, you’re a true frond.

    willard
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    Nice to see this was brushed under the carpet and that you didn’t get turfed out of your house by a supergrass.

    hamishthecat
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    Roll up roll up, come-post your worst puns…

    amodicumofgnar
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    Quality puns, this thread’s not gone to seed.

    bigyinn
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    Its ok, he wasn’t bracken any rules.

    hamishthecat
    Free Member

    I’m hedging my bets on this one.

    zippykona
    Full Member

    It’s getting silly now so I am going ryeding on my bike.

    amodicumofgnar
    Full Member

    Zippykona – you should be turfed out for that one

    Houns
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    Good result, bet you’re rolling in clover

    antigee
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    ran out of puns how about a song:

    [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7GeZ3YmONw[/video]

    amodicumofgnar
    Full Member

    Everything is coming up roses?

    Muke
    Free Member

    You wheely bin a bad boy, I hope you have learnt your lesson

    antigee
    Full Member

    or “cor baby thats wheelie free”

    [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkYOZyNocrw[/video]

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