There's probably* a bloke in an Alpkit bivvy bag, realising his worst ever nightmare about now, buried alive, under 5 wheely bins of muck. Ya bastard!
*possibly
You must be feeling pretty [i]forlawn[/i] with all the lack of sympathy 😉
I'm guessing going back and retrieving it is out of the question as you dumped it down a steep bank? You could go and work it in and make it all look good and natural and say you were just trying to make it look better!
andyl - MemberYou must be feeling pretty forlawn with all the lack of sympathy
I'd say he's [i]Wheely bin sown up[/i], myself
What I don't get is why the OP ploughed on regardless, after being told not to do it by the wife
*furrows [s]plough[/s] brow*
Cell mate 'what ya been sent dahn for?'Monksie 'grass'
CM 'ah dealing yeah?'
M 'spreading it round the neighbourhood'
CM: How much?
M: Ah, about six wheelbarrows full.
CM: Fark.
I think he's wheelie bin stupid here.
Semen would be my worry. If you have ever slipped out into the garden (one moon-lit night) for a danger-w*** then I would say you are in deep trouble.
Bit strange...
I think he's wheelie bin stupid here.
They're funnier the first time around.
(Hoe hoe hoe)
I think he's wheelie bin stupid here.
That joke has already bin done.
I'm guessing it's a white hole, spewing time back into the universe.
Surely you mean a wormhole
Just making a mountain out of a molehill now.
If the police come round and try to arrest you for getting rid of the grass, just tell um its a fair crop guvna
LoL, might take a while as its about 50 tons worth. Not sure how many wheelies bins that it but I know its around 6.8 routemaster buses worth.
50 / 7.35 = 6.8, maths innit.
You'll need more if you're planning on carrying it with them though: 12, based on a load capacity of 4,150kg (11 if you're talking about the RML model).
Go back with a rake and few packets of seeds and take a few pics
You were simply [url= http://www.guerrillagardening.org/ ]Improving the environment[/url]
What a harrowing ordeal.
[i] (11 if you're talking about the RML model).
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And just when you thought it was safe to walk the street again....
😆 at the people taking umbrage with the danger **** post.. obviously got a lot of seagullers on this evening..
Seagullers?
Does anyone know if the OP could get a loam to pay off any fine ?
(I'd suggest either you dig up some dirt on your accuser sharpish or tell the council you dumped it inad-verdantly)
Seagullers?
Don't [url= http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=seagulling ]Google[/url] it at work.
don't worry cougar, yunki's just raining on their parade
You sure that's rain?
😆 quality thread!
Some of the puns are brilliant.
I nearly got seagulled by a seagull the other day - walking along a cliff-path and this thing shat at us from about 50ft up
Cheeky bastards
A guy from the council has just been.
Him: "It's been reported...."
Me: "Yes, I did but I didn't really think of it as fly tipping"
H: "What were you dumping?"
M: "Crappy turf and the soil attached to it from the garden"
H: "Nothing else?"
M: "No, Nothing. I'm a tree hugging cyclist. I care about the woods and stuff...."
H: "Where did you dump it?"
M: "Various locations over the banking behind the school"
H: "That area is massive!"
M: "I know....sorry"
H: "No Bother. I can't see the harm in a bit of grass and soil on top of grass and soil"
M: "Ah. Mint!"
H: Bit of small talk about the weather.
M: Bit of small talk back
H: "Bye"
M: "See ya"
My heart rate was up a bit though. I'll not be doing it again.
I know nothing of seagulls or whizz and all that stuff. Oddballs!
Good stuff!
Am amazed that they came round a day after it was reported.
Can you ask them to come pick up the broken oven that has been awaiting collection in my front garden for 6 weeks? "We'll collect it in the next 5 working days, Sir..."
Monksie - pleased for you, that everything's turned out o.k.
I've an idea who the grass is (pun intended), chap called Frank, used to be our neighbour and now lives in the really big house across the road from there, he's got 6 acres of woodland, can you imagine what we could do with that?
[i]6 acres of woodland, can you imagine what we could do with that? [/i]
Landfill!
he's got 6 acres of woodland, can you imagine what we could do with that?
Landfill!
Monksie! Fire Up The Wheelie Bin!
This is bordering on the ridiculous. The guy could be doing some serious Thyme!
Have you weed in his shoes yet?
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Monksie! Fire Up The Wheelie Bin!
This deserves to be added to STW folklore alongside 'own them with bombers' etc.
I bet when he knocked on the door you nearly soiled yourself, but well done for sowing the seeds of doubt..
igmc
Maybe the council will now do you for Thyme Wasting 🙂
Not quite turned out completely well to be honest. A frosty atmosphere, mumblings about "Always bleedin' somethin' going on with that idiot" and snipey "You better say that twice to be sure he heard you!" comments.
"he's got 6 acres of woodland, can you imagine what we could do with that?
Landfill!
Monksie! Fire Up The Wheelie Bin!"
Hahaha! Mint!
I'm going to take my wheelie bin for a walk along the Goyt in a bit. That'll get Frank the Plank and quite possibly my betroved into headache orbit and my daughter in hysterics!
[i]Have you weed in his shoes yet? [/i]
Very sage, Cougar.
[i]I'm going to take my wheelie bin for a walk along the Goyt in a bit[/i]
fourcrossjohn can help out with the more extreme wheeliebinning;
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MrsToast will no doubt add rainbows and spokeydokeys as needed.
Some people have nothing better to do than moan about others, for peats sake......
Not quite turned out completely well to be honest. A frosty atmosphere, mumblings about "Always bleedin' somethin' going on with that idiot" and snipey "You better say that twice to be sure he heard you!" comments.
Is that what he's saying about you or you about him?
Tea came out of my nose with the fire up the wheelie bin quote.
STW gold.
wecka - wife to herself and daughter about me.
Comedy gold.
Anyway. Happy it worked out ok for you Monskie. To be honest, when you first posted, I thought thistle end up badly. I'm glade I was wrong.
