Not had a drink for ages, but currently four large bottles of cider in.

I feel invincible.

What next?

‘Er indoors has kyboshed a random bivvi/bike ride, I appear to be unable to play the guitar and apparantly dancing to the Faces in the garden is a bit naff.

Not reached the shouting at clouds/soiling myself stage yet, but willing to experiment.

Suggestions please.

Reading a forum on the internet with one eye closed so you can focus

Ebay.

Post pics when whatever it is has been delivered.

Fix the aerial on your roof.

Cul de sac karaoke.

Pub. Karaoke. Kebab.
Sorted.

Drink more, go out and fight an owl.

Lie on the grass and look at the stars

Credit card and ebay

At that point I would generally fall asleep 🤔

Board games?
Xbox?
Furious masturbation?
Well, I’m out of ideas then.

+1 for online shopping

Guess how I paid £76 for two pairs of pants 🤕

Cheese on toast. it will fend off the worst of the hangover

More drink
More loud music
More drink

Frozen sausages and an unpleasant neighbour’s lawn.

Send some fun messages to entertain your colleagues via whatever WhatsApp groups you have, or maybe all of your company would love some words of wisdom via the work “send to all” address.

Order a ticket to see John Cooper Clarke in Tenby tomorrow like I just did?

Find some stairs, ride down them, but phone the ambulance beforehand

Grateful Dead. Naked whirligig.

Xbox?
Furious masturbation?
Well, I’m out of ideas then.

You forgot the drunken realisation that you can combine the two then trawling ebay for a Master System and a copy of Olympic Gold.

Grateful Dead. Naked whirligig.

Dead Kennedies – Too Drunk To ****

Coke and hookers?

Move onto spirits then invite neighbours – by standing naked in garden and bellowing…c’mon over, it’ll be fun.
Definitely +1 for online shopping

Jess wept. You loto are amateurs

1. Tell your wife she’s been holding you back all these years
2. Argue
3. Cry
4. Drink more, preferably sherry from the bottle
5. Kick the head lights in on your own car
6. Assault the neighbour who comes to see if you’re alright
7. Drink more, preferably spirits
8. Go in to town
9. Get told to go home
10. Sleep in the garage

4 large bottles? I predict a piss, shortly followed by another. And another.  Then sleep, followed by an early morning piss. 🙂

I bought a TVR one night and was woken by the guy revving the nuts off it first thing in the morning* as he reversed it off a flatbed.

*possibly about midday

Lots of water, lots more water, and coffee and paracetamol beside the bed in the morning. Maybe a bucket.

Lots of water, lots more water, and coffee and paracetamol beside the bed in the morning. Maybe a bucket.

That is a womans approach, TVR is much better idea – oh, just spotted the username -. Carry on

Hannah, stop being sensible…

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/374117392977?hash=item571b226251:g:7bUAAOSwT9NhgrOy

Should get that through on the Mrs credit card?

Keep on drinking.

Get some food delivered.

Put on some music.

Chill.

ps. that’s what I’m doing 🤣

Thanks for all the suggestions.
Absolutely arseholed.

Have drunk water, just about to try and fall asleep to some Terry Riley.

Love, light and peace.

Doner Kebab.

Yes, it will make you feel dirty but you know you want to.

Cant make it to the rough end of the high street? Fear not, its the 21st century and Deliveroo or Justeat have operators ready and waiting for your order and, as you will no doubt have passed out by the time they knock on your door, rest assured that they will post said kebab through your letterbox ( for you to discover in the morning/afternoon when you wake up*) before riding off into the night on their eBay franken-e-bike special/Honda Cub90 with no exhaust and bald tyres.

*in this event, you will still want to eat it even though its been lying on the carpet for about 12hrs and the dog/cat/children has probably eaten half of it because, well, its a kebab…

I now want a kebab…

@wca a beetle? Think bigger.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/224911092962?hash=item345dbeece2:g:MqMAAOSwLf9iQ2Vn

Imagine her disappointment when she discovers the JDM Integra you bought her is a pair of headlights attached to a CRX (even if it is an SiR) that was styled by the only Ali G fan in Yokohama.

Pete glad to see you are getting match fit for my visit, unless you can do at least 3 bottles of red wine with no apparent issue then your going to fail.

Perhaps my standards are a bit alcoholic?

Oh and Hannah its your bloody birthday I’m disappointed your not absolutely hammered, I don’t know you youngsters no kin stamina

Doner Kebab.

I was just going to suggest that. But wait till its 2am and then go looking to see if you can find an open take away.

Sunglasses required

I get pissed every day

And just end up scrolling through the shit on here 🤣🤣

Rock and roll

Much as I enjoy a good strong altered state sensation of being a bit pissed, I can’t bear being hungover. I wanted to spare the OP that horror. Birthday levels of pissedness are waiting until next weekend, I have kids (including a visiting one) this weekend so am being responsible. Extraordinarily, they are all up already, even the teenagers.