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Pissed – what now?
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trailmonkeyFull Member
Going to be disappointed if the O.P isn’t currently lying in a pool of their own filth, shortly to be awakened and immersed into a deep introspective hangover, riddled with self loathing, paranoia and the effects of catastrophic dehydration.
Posted 7 months ago
If not, the whole evening before will have been in vain.funkmasterpFull MemberDid he get a kebab? Bonus points if he dropped it on some gravel and then scooped it up and ate it any way.
Posted 7 months agoWorldClassAccidentFree MemberI haven’t had any alcohol since last August and sober ain’t that great either.
Days go on for eternity without respite – up at 6 and still not ready for bed at 11 so how the hell to fill the hours?
People who were just slightly irritating are now brought into real focus but you’re still not allowed to kill them.
How you feel in the morning is about as good as it will get all bloody day.
People keep commenting on how much weight I have lost and how much slimmer I look but get shitty when I say how much older and greyer they look. If they didn’t want to discuss how we both looked then they shouldn’t have started it.
People keep telling me that I must feel better and I must be happier. Why? I don’t, I just feel sober.I miss nights on the piss and that slow morning after where things gradually cme back into focus and you eagerly await whatever the postman brings.
Posted 7 months agoMoreCashThanDashFull MemberPosted 7 months agojimmyFull MemberArgh I miss the days of getting wrecklessly drink on a whim. Nowadays I’m with Hannah, I just hate hangovers and the after effects for a week or more. That said, I’d embark on a impromptu sesh in a heart beat. They’re the best.
How’s the head?
Posted 7 months agoversesFull MemberWCA have you thought of applying for the post of poet laureate?
Posted 7 months agoWorldClassAccidentFree MemberWCA have you thought of applying for the post of poet laureate?
I think, perchance, your username suggests you are more suited
🙂
Posted 7 months agotthewFull MemberNowadays I’m with Hannah…
Congratulations! She seems lovely. 😁
Posted 7 months agoWorldClassAccidentFree MemberSlightly revised posting, just for Verses
Sobriety
Posted 7 months ago
I haven’t drunk alcohol since August and sober ain’t all that great
Days go on for eternity with no respite.
How the hell to fill the endless hours?
People that were just slightly irritating, bearable only through the soft focus filter of drink
Now in sharp focus they are not, but I am still not allowed to kill.
People speak openly on how different I look but get stressed when I say comment on them
You’re slim and your jeans don’t fit
You’re grey and your face has new lines.
If they didn’t want to discuss their appearance then they shouldn’t have started on mine.
People keep telling me that I must feel better.
Why? I don’t, I just feel sober. Again.
I miss wild, reckless nights with the slow hazy mornings that follow
Where things gradually come back into focus and you wonder what Amazon will deliver.
The curtain is lifting in my mind and I see why the sober are sadSandwichFull MemberExtraordinarily, they are all up already, even the teenagers.
They’re broken, send them back and claim under CRA!
Posted 7 months agoMister-PFree MemberI woke up with a mystery beer injury. My left knee is really sore. It took a few moments to remember I’d tripped over in the garden and fallen down a couple of steps onto some slabs. Didn’t drop my wine glass though.
Posted 7 months agocsbFull MemberI see why the sober are sad
Beautiful, just beautiful.
Posted 7 months agoiaincFull MemberFull bottle of red last night, feel crap now 😳
Posted 7 months agoCougarFull MemberGoing to be disappointed if the O.P isn’t currently lying in a pool of their own filth… riddled with self loathing, paranoia
He is.
It’s called Burnley.
Posted 7 months agoCougarFull MemberWhere things gradually come back into focus and you wonder what Amazon will deliver.
I’m in this post and I don’t like it.
Posted 7 months agofunkmasterpFull MemberI don’t really drink often anymore and I truly miss it sometimes.
In my 30’s – There’s someone at the door!
Who could it be?
Why’s he got a massive box?
Oh, I appear to have purchase a slam man, games console, donut wizard (delete as applicable).In my 20’s – Where am I?
Who’s house, garden, bus shelter, driveway, phone box is this? (Delete as applicable).I simply can’t handle even the mildest of hangovers anymore 😕
Posted 7 months agoWorldClassAccidentFree MemberIn my 20’s – Where am I?
Who’s house, garden, bus shelter, driveway, phone box is this? (Delete as applicable).I went to a party in Portsmouth once, met some people and went to their boat party and woke up on a jetty in Lymington
Posted 7 months agoiaincFull MemberIn my mid 50’s and contemplating becoming an occasional drinker, hangovers from a few large gins or a bottle of wine are becoming unpleasant !
Posted 7 months agoBunnyhopFull MemberIs he still alive?
Posted 7 months agofunkmasterpFull MemberGood call Bunnyhop! I think he may be feeling rather delicate this morning
Posted 7 months agojoshvegasFree MemberDid he get a kebab? Bonus points if he dropped it on some gravel and then scooped it up and ate it any way.
My dog loves finding the remnants of a kebab on the floor, she even has a go at the chillis if I don’t spot her in time.
Posted 7 months agoWorldClassAccidentFree MemberMy dog loves finding the remnants of a kebab on the floor, she even has a go at the chillis if I don’t spot her in time.
Goes down the throat just fine. Comes out the arse like a flock of starlings
Posted 7 months agoRustySpannerFull MemberHow’s the head
Like a Frenchman is living in it.
Posted 7 months agoMrOvershootFull MemberYour not match fit are you Pete!
Yesterday started on the G&T’s at 4pm, to the pub @6pm 3 pints of cider with some friends back home for food and 2 bottles of Douro.
No hangover suggests I’m match fit but that’s not really to be advised, anyway the pubs open in 4 minutes and they have a live band on so CHEERS
Posted 7 months agobinnersFull MemberI can’t see this ending well. What are you going to do to him?
#prayforpete
It was our wedding anniversary yesterday. I was drinking porn star martini’s in the afternoon, followed by lots of red wine last night. I would advise against this
And what’s this nonsense about ordering kebabs? The whole point is the frisson of danger of the 3am kebab-house experience as you duck the angry looking bloke throwing chips at your head as you shout ‘everything on, mate!’
Posted 7 months agoduckmanFull MemberBest thread for ages!
Posted 7 months agofasthaggisFull MemberOP
Posted 7 months ago
I hope you let the neighbours know how much you love/hate/despise them and explained the sausages and why their dog/cat/hamster is walking funny. Enjoy the motocross bike when it arrives, did you remember to buy a helmet so you can wheelie past the kebab shop later.
When alls said and done ,(as Binners hinted) ‘Geezers need excitement’ 🙂Kryton57Full MemberIn my mid 50’s and contemplating becoming an occasional drinker, hangovers from a few large gins or a bottle of wine are becoming unpleasant !
I’ve found ramping up the price / quality of your tipple helps. As per others I can’t really cope with more than a couple of drinks, so savouring something decent slowly is more satisfying for me.
As for shenanigans, hiding your friends passport in the grill while he’s passed out isn’t the best idea, ‘cause everyone wakes up and starts warming said grill for Bacon right…?
Posted 7 months agodaviekFull MemberI’m eagerly awaiting an update on how Rustyspanner is feeling this morning.
As with a lot of folk in this thread I cant be done with hangovers it’s a waste of a day. Watching le mans and yesterday my wife had bought me a good selection of beer to have while watching …… think I had 3 of them over about 9 hours.
Even the kids say I’m a light weight.
Posted 7 months agoRustySpannerFull Member🙂
Today? Fine, happy as owt.
Yesterday? Not good…..not good at all.
Anyway, reminded myself why I don’t drink much anymore!
I was talked into it by the 84 year old neighbour, but I’ve always been easily lead. 😀Back to a life of sobriety now, until next time!
Posted 7 months agoMrOvershootFull MemberGlad to hear it Pete, here’s to the next time 😀
Well my evening didn’t quite go according to plan as I tore a ligament in my ankle.
57 year old big units really shouldn’t try pogoing, just because the covers band did SLF’s Suspect device. Yes I think the reasonable quantity of Aspall Organic Cyder might have had a bearing on my stupid behaviour.
So the lesson is drinking makes you do silly things, don’t do it kids 😉
Posted 7 months agoRustySpannerFull Member😀
I did the same thing wearing new boots to a Culture Shock gig not so long ago.
We grow old, but not up.
Posted 7 months agometalheartFree MemberI am seriously disappointed that no-one suggested a game of Dundee Roulette (i.e. coming home pished and trying to fry some chips… surely I’m not the only one here that can recall the halcyon days of the 70’s?)
Posted 7 months agoBunnyhopFull MemberIt’s windy out there, go and hang out yer livers to dry.
You’re all alive, hoorah.
Posted 7 months ago
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