The Daily Wail and Excess have just been scooped…

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/350300/Backlash-of-the-Philippines-typhoon-is-set-to-batter-Britain-at-Christmas

Damn butterflies.

““Cold snaps with very heavy snowfall are likely.”

At Christmas time? OMFG….. 🙄

Cold snaps with very heavy snowfall are likely
at Christmas time

Yeahhh Old Skool 😀

The Daily Wail and Excess have just been scooped…

It’s not any old typhoon, it’s an immigrant typhoon and therefore will cause mayhem and reduce house prices all over the country. Diana would be appalled, G’awd bless ‘er.

We don’t want any of that immigrant snow over Christmas…

Snow, excellent. Just ordered a Fatty.

Snow storms in winter, who’d have thunk it.

Lovin’ yer work there PJM 😆

Cheers,
Jamie

Leon Brown, from the Weather Channel, said: “The typhoon will have an effect everywhere.

“At the moment warmth and moisture is moving north into China so it will take a couple of weeks before it hits the UK.

“We predict that it will change the circulation of the entire northern hemisphere.”
Deary, deary me, where do you start? 🙄

(In best Frankie Howerd voice) You only get an ‘oo’ with typhoon!