When I am elected Grand Ruler of the Earth and environs (and let’s face it, it’s only a matter of time), I shall ban cycling with GPS’s, smart phones, iPods and those bloody stupid alitimeter watches that tell you what star sign your chainrings are.
There will be signs ever 50 yards on recreational trails stating ‘It’s not a race, slow down and enjoy yourself’. Marshalls will be stationed by the signs to ensure you ARE enjoying yourself, even if you aren’t. 😐
If it IS a race, anyone failing to say ‘please’ and ‘thank you’ on passing another rider will be dragged off the trail and beaten severely, but politely.
If caught with an unecessary electronic gadget, a fat person will be employed to jump up and down on it till you cry.
It’s for the best, trust me.