The Flying Scotsman

how the hell did this not get picked up over here?

(disclaimer, I have not used the search option)

The comments on the story are almost STWesque in how quickly it descends into bickering.

I'm impressed, I doubt I could combine any two of those activities without a trip to a&e, never mind all three.

Jamie, I'd say half the folk on her read/comment on el Reg

Burden admitted that his grip on his bits was indeed recreational and not simply a safety measure, and winningly confessed to performing the elaborate masturbatory manoeuvre "just for the thrill of it"

This story is simply full of win.

This thread has just brightened up my day 😀

shameless indecency

That's right up there with moral turpitude as something everyone should have on their cv.

Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! TWANG!!!!!

moral turpitude

My quote of the week!

Thanks very much!!!

oh god, even erecting [b]a big wall can't shield you from.

Interesting play on words as well. I presume intentional but I suspect not.