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  • Normal to have leaves in your poo?
  • Poopscoop
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    As in the ones that might be in a curry or such.

    Asking for a friend.

    shermer75
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    Scoop them out?

    demelitia
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    Is it the sign on an expert level vegetarian?
    ‘I’m so dedicated, even my poo is made of leaves’

    hols2
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    RoterStern
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    If you take a dump in the forest then it’s perfectly normal!

    timba
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    Depends how well the loo roll was processed??

    martinhutch
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    Eats, Shits and Leaves?

    maccruiskeen
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    Autumny Trouble?

    tiggs121
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    Twiglets germinated?

    onandon
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    I once ate some stuffed vine leaves like these.
    They basically came out looking the same and could probably be served again.

    footflaps
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    If I eat nuts my poo has an uncanny resemblance to crunchy peanut butter…..

    monkeysfeet
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    uncanny resemblance to crunchy peanut butter…..

    Sun Pat or Tescos own??

    footflaps
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    Sun Pat or Tescos own??

    Look wise SunPat, taste wise Tescos own 😉

    sirromj
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    One way to check is to search on isitnormal.com. There are no matching questions. So no, it is not normal.

    monkeysfeet
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    😆 😛

    smell_it
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    I would be worried if I hadn’t eaten any leaves.

    Poopscoop
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    Strange thing is the curry was eaten first with other food later that evening.

    Here is the paradox:

    Should be first in, first out, right?

    Yet the offending dollop literally had the leaf sitting atop the little volcanic island. Like a little black palm tree.

    So in this case first in equalled last out. Evidently the leaf had travelled through a singularity during its exit.

    My mate says thanks for the info.

    plumslikerocks
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    That isitnormal website is an eye-opener…..

    coconut
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    hodgynd
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    Poopscoop.. interesting stuff ..did the fact that the leaf came out last necessitate the need for loo roll ?
    Or is that too much to ask your friend ? 8)

    Poopscoop
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    Erm, my mate said that it was still required.

    I see where your coming from though.

    Self cleaning poo. Wish I, he I mean, could bottle it. Not sure of market he’d be aiming for though?

    maccruiskeen
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    Your / his aim would have to be pretty good to get it in a bottle

    demelitia
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    and could probably be served again

    Who says you were the first person to eat those leaves?…

    chomp
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    try having crohns and a shortened intestine

    My bog can look like a pizza hut salad cart at times!

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