[Closed] Name our IT Helpdesk

helpdesk v2.0

****ing useless.

'IT Helpdesk'

Actuate This!

IT Solutionator

Dylan's Gang

Happy to Helpdesk

Holistic Helpdesk Hulaballoo

No Fat Chicks

I'm not sure those are very useful 🙂

though I do like ADH's Happy to Helpdesk - maybe as "Happy2"

What could be more simple than numbering?

Call them 0 and 1, but spelled out "Zero and One".

ctrlaltdel?

why two desks? That might help with the naming.

The key chain gang and
comedy ties r us

You could choose two names like the ones used in The Apprentice.

On second thoughts do you want them to sound pretentious and OTT!

porn surfers inc.

GetIT or Hotline is what worked where I am.

How about:

'whatever you say we will report it as something else that won't help the tech teams in the slightest so you may as well call the bloke you know who's really helpful instead'?

R.T.F.M. please.

What about "Nigel"?

We're going with two helpdesks because we've outsourced our infrastructure support (eg the hardware and basic software) to another company. We moved all calls to that company's helpdesk (eg even the ones they don't support that we do in-house) but it's not worked very well so we've put in a second helpdesk for the in-house stuff (actually based on our own helpdesk that we have before outsourcing so the new helpdesk is actually kind of the old helpdesk which makes it all the more confusing, hence why we want a name).

Cheesy - the helpdesk isn't a phone one so it's the "bloke you know who's really helpful" who will pick up the 'calls' anyway 🙂

LOL @ CFH - if only you knew 🙂

it's the "bloke you know who's really helpful" who will pick up the 'calls' anyway

And blokes like that are all called Nigel, as we know. See, I was being serious!

If everyone knows what's gone on with IT, just call the new one "Inhouse IT" or "Inhouse helpdesk"

Or

"No, you want the other one"

Cool Pub Quiz team name but it could work?:

Fact Hunt

call one

'outsourced'

and the other

'notoutsourcedyet'

?

Scratch the ITch.

Right, seeing as there is an outsource involved, then these are the names you need

Cheap & Good

Expensive & Crap

I think you will know which name goes with which

I/O shake it all about

In that case clubber like CFH said, call it 'CallNigel'

Pretty fly for an IT guy

Cheesyfeet 😉

CallNige is my fave so far.

Nige'l fix IT

Tranquility Base

put 'E' in front of it to make it sound young and dynamic.

'E-Desk' or 'E-Services'

E-Nigel.

LOL@ Samuri.

How about "iHelp" then? 🙂

CallNigel or eNigel FTW!

I really like Nige'l fix IT

[i]iHelp[/i]

Whooaa there, careful you'll have the apple lawyers on your case before you can log your first call!

It'd almost be worth it 🙂

What about NiGEHelp?

Or abbreviating:

Assuredly Real Solution Effectors

Technology Woes Assertively Terminated?

would Apple get upset at "iNige"?

Decidedly Inexpensive Computer Knowledge Solutions

Computer User Network Training Support

I always knew there must be a reason why everyone asks me to sort things out or fix them & now I know its my name 😳

Its usually me accused of going too far CFH ...

You need to call in [url= http://www.vintage.au.com/gallery2/main.php?g2_itemId=14346 ]Mr Tourette[/url] (NSFW).

Call it "The Muppet Show".

I'll get back to you.

howbout eric & ernie, another comedy double-act?

I worked at an American company once and heard "oh, my PS's broke, better call one of the ponytails to fix it"

Or you could call it "Spectrum".

Because most IT guys are on it somewhere.

A place near me called
'Stupid Computer?'
must have taken them ages to come up with that one 🙂

take a ticket & **** off ??

BOFH or Helldesk?

Out of House
In House
🙂

Thanks all. Much food for thought 😉

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