Scissor Sisters front man – Jason Shears

Hope this cheers some of you lot up who are in the doldrums. Have a laugh at my expense. In order to keep up with this I need to

1. smarten up
2. work out
3. get cosmetic surgery
4. go “way out crazy gay”
5. stop drinking bitter

Jake Shears isn’t it?

WHATEVER GIRLFRIEND!

Well I don’t rate her chances much.

She can fancy him all she wants, he won’t go for her.

I think you are pretty safe there.

Why don’t you just “Go Elton”?

read between the lines,

she wants a threesome with a bisexual guy, she wants to watch you get screwed

She wants you to be more like that.

And that leads down the road of being gay. Not ‘is he, isn’t he?’ gay, but roaring, bringing men home for sex gay.

Let us know how you get on.

Its more to the fact she wants what she can’t have, a bit like us with new bikes!

Chuck her out, treat her mean and she’ll be all over you like a rash!!

Explain that he’s a “giver” and see how long before she caves in. As it were.

It’s probbers more about his dancing ability than his looks.

Are you a dad-dancer?

Think yourself lucky – my ex-fiance used to think Brian Molko was gorgeous. She actually looked quite like him 8)

My mrs fancies Jake Shears too……

Brian Molko is gorgeous. I would.

Brian Molko is very hot indeed. Can’t say Jake Shears does much for me though…

An early call but this might be my favourite post of 2011 😀

Woody – Member
Think yourself lucky – my ex-fiance used to think Brian Molko was gorgeous. She actually looked quite like him

My ex’s mate used to go out with him. A she.

5. stop drinking bitter

Divorce her.

How can you continue to live with a woman who wants to stop you drinking your favourite tipple? Completely unreasonable imo.

I remember watching a MTV video of Placebo and wondering… He is very pretty

Well imagine, she could fancy gracias. So you’ll have to show your ass at every mtb racce…

is y2k+11 the year we all finally come out of the closet?

would she mind if you told her that you fancy her sister…and that its her you think about when nailing her? 😉

The best way now to attract women is to tell them youre gay, all the gay blokes have women hanging off their arms, and you dont have to prove you are, and if you do have sex with a woman ,just tell them your experimenting or want to .