My computer is talking at me

iMac

Don’t know what I’ve pressed, but it’s talking to me constantly, even spelling out words as I type them. Don’t know if this is some feature for the blind or something but it’s getting on my wick. How do I turn it off?

Put it in a bucket of water?

does it talk dirty?

if it does, there’ll be geeks queuing up to buy it from you.

It says whatever I tell it to, so can be as dirty as I like.

Bucket of water did the trick.

Now, does anyone know how to stop sparks coming out of my computer?

All sorted now thanks.

Bucket of water?

easy. its a female mac and its fallen in love with you after you put your 3.5″ floppy in the disk drive. now it wont stop talking to you and you can expect loaded questions like:

Do you just love me for my RAM?
Does my graphics card look big in this?
Can you see us upgrading in future?

dangerous times my friend.

I didn’t really put it in a bucket of water that was a lie.

It wouldn’t fit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mhu9JxnVZvQ&feature=related

😆

after you put your 3.5″ floppy in the disk drive

Meanwhile, back in the 21st century…

Apple-F5 turns the Voiceover on or off.

Cheers I found it eventually.

never tried that on my MacBook – great fun, cheers