Is it so hard to hear the truth?
Well I certainly don't have a problem with the truth.
And according to Trimix the truth is, quote : " told him its made in a factory from battery turkeys, stuffed full of growth hormones and water."
Now what I do have a problem with, is liars. And according to the Bernard Matthews website, Bernard Matthews Farms don't, and have never, battery farmed – no turkey is kept in a cage – they are all reared free-range, or indoors. They also claim not to use any growth promoters or hormones at all. Nor any artificial flavours or colours in any of their products.
We know that Bernard Matthews are lying, because Trimix has told us (and the geezer in the supermarket queue) the truth. That's why I think Trimix should approach, armed with his evidence, Trading Standards.
For a company to knowingly lie like that to the public, is a very serious offence – so Bernard Matthews can expect a massive fine. For the sake of little children everywhere, I reckon Trimix should do it.