This donkey’s gone to Devon.

Public Enemy – ‘Bring The Noise’

Death Row, water buffalo

Beastie Boys – ‘Intergalactic’, the vocoder voice bit

Intergalactic, planetary, planetary, intergalactic,
I’m havin’ a big shit,
I’m havin’ a big shit,
I’m havin’ a big shit,
I’m havin’ a big shit,

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6tTqE-71H0[/video]

I smell of sheep

Don’t talk to me about misheard lyrics, I’ve got a four year old who goes round mumbling ‘up town funk you up’ half the time.

I remember singing ‘Serowe’ to Police’s ‘So lonely’ whilst driving around Botswana. I preferred the African version.

Gala, freed from desire.

One mate thought she sang “My lover has no money, he’s got his stronger leaves”

And a old work colleague though it was “he’s got his trombolease”, he didn’t want to look stupid so didn’t ask what what a trombolease was.

[video]GALA – Freed from desire [Official video HD]: http://youtu.be/p3l7fgvrEKM%5B/video%5D

And in the new Thunder song “Wonder Days” there’s a line “I wanted to be older, wanted to be cool”. Was convinced on the first few listens it was “I wanted to be Yoda, wanted to be cool”. Which would have been better.

“Free Nelson the panda!” (I was quite young)

Take a Load of Fanny

RIP Levon Helm, a great singer songwriter. However much he hoped it would be otherwise the load of fanny is probably his legacy.

Has anyone mentioned the grim poodle basher?

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lM7H0ooV_o8[/video]

Roses

Let me put you in the picture, let me show you what i mean
The Lasagne is my sister, ain’t no king man, she’s my queen

And

…like a nine stone cowboy…

Once you’ve heard it it’s never forgotten

edit: apparently those actually are the lyrics…

I’m surprised no ones mentioned ‘Spagnas’ eighties hit ‘Corned Beef’.
http://youtu.be/O8w4YenX1aM.

Listening to the ‘Uptown funk’ on the radio the other week and thought Bruno Mars sung “fill my cup ,put some Ni**er in it”, had to check the lyrics with my daughter when I got home, thankfully I was wrong.

I’m surprised no ones mentioned ‘Spagnas’ eighties hit ‘Corned Beef’.

I have that on 12″ somewhere. Corned beef baby, baby peas.

ION,

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uiTtt8JFZo[/video]

Just remembered, I once had a blazing argument enthusiastic difference of opinion with a mate who was insistent that the lyrics to Venus (at the time covered by Bananarama) went, “I’m your Venus, I’m your flytrap…”

Shania Twain
Man, I feel like a woman.

“I can’t believe you kiss your cock at night”

I’m surprised no ones mentioned ‘Spagnas’ eighties hit ‘Corned Beef’.

Also, Spagna on YT segued into Mental As Anything which led into Transvision Vamp’s Baby I Don’t Care, so … yes.

And utterly off topic but I’ll just leave this here.

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r26krlXFmOI[/video]

Miley Cyrus, Wrecking Ball

Thought it went ” I came in like a rugby ball “

Taylor Swift’s latest apparently says ” got a long list of ex lovers ” not as I heard it ” got lonely Starbucks lovers ”

Gala’s freed from desire, I thought it said ” my lovers got no money he’s got his dungarees ”

The mother of them all “You hae taen the Earl O Moray and layed him on the green” all misheard as “you hae taen the Earl O Moray and Lady Mondegreen”

Beautiful South’s ‘Perfect 10’

I like her bike, especially the lights.

the Beatles: Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds, “The girl with colitis goes by”
Also, in Back in the USSR my wife insisted the words were, “let me hear your bellows like they’re ringing out”

I thought David Bowie’s Scary Monsters, Super Creeps began “she ‘ad an ‘orror of prunes”

Never can I hear this
[video]http://youtu.be/iZJAjKu4zU8[/video]

without this coming to mind… (no bad thing)

I got the moobs like Jagger.

And from Pulps “Disco 2000″…Deborah, your ass was very small, but you would shit on the walls. 😯

“Take me to church..
I feel like a dog on a Saturday night”

Millie aged 7…

REM’s Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight – I genuinely thought the chorus was “Calling Chuck Baker” I still don’t really think it’s “Come on in try and wake her” but it is apparently.

Me: “Mr window yeaaaahhh..”
Friend: “What!?”
Me: “Mr Window, I’m singing the song”
Friend: “It ain’t Mr Window”
Me: “What!? Why the **** did you let me sing that all those years!!”
Me: “What is it then?”
Friend “Mr Wendal you muppet!”
😳

This is the only one I can remember at the moment, but I’m terrible at translating lyrics.

Anarchy in the UK

Had a mate who used to sing Lights now ha ha ha ha he defended it by saying he had heard it live and that was how the show started, untill it was pointed out to him that he had never seen them live.

Thanks cougar 🙂

At junior school I thought a “sadolay” was another name for a baby.

Reason being, we learned hymns in assembly not from books but by joining in with everyone else. So for years I cheerfully sang,

“Oh come little sadolay,
Oh come little sadolay,
Chri-ist the Lord.”

Transvision Vamp

Whatever happened to Wendy James, she was a nice bit of rough.

The Police – So Lonely/Sue Lawley
Message In A bottle – “A year has passed since I broke my nose” “A year has passed since I wrote my note”

Mmm, Wendy 🙂

As for songs I am sure anyone who was clubbing in the mid-90’s will remember Nuyorican Soul – Play Those Vibes or Bacon Fried Bacon Fried Bacon Fried as people sung it!

Whatever happened to Wendy James, she was a nice bit of rough.

You’d be well advised not to Google to find out. Drugs are bad, mmkay.

Look at you in that dress
Girl you dangerous like a gun
Give them you, nothing less
Girl you murder everyone
You’re officer Kayla
Your love is a killer
You’re officer Kayla
Your love is a killer
Eh