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  • MI5 are trying to recruit me
  • emsz
    Free Member

    I was just a bit shocked really to find out that they put adverts in place like Indeed or Reed. Just seems a bit weird yknow?

    I still don’t get the holdall thing? What are you all going on about?

    crazy-legs
    Full Member

    I still don’t get the holdall thing? What are you all going on about?

    I think you’ve failed in the “research” bit of the job description too Emsz! 😉

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Gareth_Williams

    bearnecessities
    Full Member

    Mildly tasteless joke about some bloke that actually worked for a different agency.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Gareth_Williams

    EDIT: Too slow, again!

    RaveyDavey
    Free Member

    Gareth Williams was an Mi6 operative who was found dead in a locked sports holdall in the bath in his flat.

    Edit: Bugger 3rd must type faster.

    mrmonkfinger
    Free Member

    accountants?

    license to bill

    window fitters?

    license to sill

    The first test to see if you are eligible is the “did he blab to ter internetz?” test.

    done already, 2nd post in thread, keep up.

    natrix
    Free Member

    When working at a military establishment I once went to a talk by somebody from MI5 who evidently thought himself a bit of a Bond. Afterwards we took him to the Officers Mess for a drink, and at the bar somebody seeing him in civvies and being polite introduced himself and asked him where he was from. He replied “I’m with the spooks”, yes, he really said that, as if we were all going to cream ourselves with excitement. What a c0ck womble……… :mrgreen:

    I’ve never been able to take MI5 seriously ever since

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