Men with Beards discussion (beware some troll content)

Phil – he had no hair in the before pics though. Any hair gain would act as a penalty.

*wishes i had weighed myself before and after cutting the dreads off*

*still wants to be thinner than molly and can’t explain why*

*blames binners*

Pyro – Member
Yes Derek, that is me and that is my hat. and my beard. and my perennial expression of confusion.

Always a dangerous move, admitting to a male model on an internet forum one’s visual identity, stalker heaven, however do not worry, I never stalk men with beards, should you ever decide to shave and continue to wear that hat call me.. 😉

Phil – I have a radical new weight loss plan, it’s similar to DD’s fat loss testing technique.

if it involves more exercise, less food, eating specific foods instead of others, or riding a bike more then i’m out.

if its an eccles cake and sweet potato diet then i might consider you’re offer….

I’m flattered, Derek, but sadly you’re not my type, and under the beard I’m plug ugly.

Anyway, you’re only after me for my hat, you rotter.

Ned Kelly’s mother reckoned kissing a man without a beard was like eating porridge without salt, and we all know how wrong that is.

Phil, you do not need to worry my weight is going nowhere lately.

You eat food without meat in it. Your opinion doesn’t count for sh…

I ride a single speed 29er, I’m vegan, I ride trailquests and I’ve got a beard.
I send the Awesomometer off the scale.

You mispelt a word there. 😉

All men have beards unless you baldfaces have been waxing and removing the follicles. I believe only then can you consider yourself a non-beard.

Shaving is denial. Men with beards are simply men.

It’s the moustache toting bounder you want to steer clear of.

I stopped frequenting a local drinking establishment due to the adverse beard ratio. I’m normally a rather sciency kinda guy, but I had to put my discomfort down to the supernatural.

Scuzz, I know it wasn’t Santana’s best album, but it’s not that bad…

Well, Smooth’s alright, isn’t it?

Pyro – Member
I’m flattered, Derek, but sadly you’re not my type, and under the beard I’m plug ugly.

Anyway, you’re only after me for my hat, you rotter.

I could change. 😉

You wouldn’t believe what I look like in my girlie outfit…

Very very very clean shaven.

Clean-shaven men are dishonest. Just like contact lens wearers.

Can someone pass me some mindbleach, please?

Since my alternative would likely get me another ‘sexual content’ ban, you’ll have to make do with this.

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