wet roots plus chain rings =

Nice!

I grazed my left boob. I don't think I'll be posting pics.

Bob, post a pic of that cleaned up and I bet it looks like nothing
you big poof

burnt my thumb on a BBQ – doesn't really show up on camera though

cant do a photo but the missus koed at 10 more at moray – took air and landed in the back of the landing over the bars and split her helmet like walnut. Propper job says I . Slight concussion – medics said she might talk gibberish and i have to take her to hospital – i said "whats new there then " 😀

Shes ok now though – temporary memory loss of where she was scared her a bit though

After clean up, me, not OP.

This is what happens when your (cheap shite) carbon seatpost snaps 🙁

Bob, post a pic of that cleaned up and I bet it looks like nothing
you big poof

😆

Over a day later and it's still bleeding. 8) The main cut is about 20mm long and 3-4mm deep.

I grazed my left boob. I don't think I'll be posting pics.

Awwwwwwwwww!

I have removed no less then 20 ticks from my legs during the day, they all suffer terrible injuries beyond photographing

Doesn't show up that well in the pic and it was actually last weekend…

The other guy was much worse, rushed to hospital with a suspected fractured skull and severe concussion. He was out cold for 5 minutes

Skiing accident, not a fight

I got a nasty stitch when riding up a big hill. It still hurts a bit too.

I got home after a particularly good ride yesterday. Had a bath, got changed slipped on my flip flops and went to the fridge in the shed to get a well deserved beer.
Stepped out of the shed and put my foot in a hole that my dog had dug and turned my ankle right over. Cue me sitting on the ground screming in agony. A quick trip to A&E and an xray later I have thankfuly not broken it, but do have a bad sprain.. Atleast three weeks off the bike. Bum!