Not leaving unattended for a nanosecond anything that I ever want to see again.
My OH is a serial putter-away-of-things. Which is great except:
1) She has no concept of the notion that something might have been put somewhere for a reason. Like, I’ll put carrier bags next to the door so that I don’t forget to pick them up when I go shopping later that day. She’ll tidy them away, then I’ll get to the shop and find I have no bags. They’re “bags for life” alright, they never leave the goddamn house.
2) She has no concept of “in use”. My life is basically like when you’re baking and get out the flour, then get out the eggs and turn back to find that the flour’s already disappeared.
3) There is absolutely no logic or consistency to it, which makes the aspie bit of my brain scream. I spent like two hours the other day looking for a specific tee-shirt that I wanted as part of a costume for a murder-mystery video call, it finally fetched up in my sock drawer. Nothing else in there other than socks and one tee-shirt. WHY?! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?! WHAT KIND OF MONSTER AM I LIVING WITH?!
There is at least four places in the house which contains spare lightbulbs, that’s three too many. *twitch*
4) I can – well, could before I moved house – immediately lay my hands on something trivial that I hadn’t touched for 20 years. She on the other hand has no recollection so I can’t even go “where’s my tee-shirt?” I was recently in the bad books for two days because I’d lost the keys to her old house, “this is why you should have given them to me” etc. They turned up in her **** handbag.
I love her dearly, but if she ever decides to tidy my office she’s going in the canal.