He’d probably miss…

sootyandjim – Member
He could always throw his phone at the telly next time Top Gear is on.

Probably miss though.

EDIT: Dang.

Anyway, Clarkson. He made an off the cuff comment insulting a politician and people get upset. What did jesus say?…..let the first mafaka who aint done sum sheet be da first to do dat sheeit bitches… words to that effect anyway.

It’s not as if Clarkson said it while he was presenting the evening news – he’s a motoring journalist for **** sake, who cares what he said. It was in jest and anyone who cant see that deserves to be shot through the head with a gun that fires frozen penises at great velocity.

I’m with you rude boy Clarkson and all the idiots on here are calling him a one eyed idiot when it seems that he does actually have two eyes and is just blind in one.Does that mean if you have had the snip you have no balls?

from the article

Clarkson is in Australia to host Top Gear Live, a stage version of the hit BBC show.

Now that strikes me a something much more worthy of an apology.

Those pics are old, they are from when he was ‘heavy with’ Hammond

Re the “Scottish” part of it……….I’m Scottish and it didn’t bother me one bit. Neither would “Scotty, Jock, Jocko, haggis muncher, funny skirt wearer” or any of those sort of things. It also doesn’t bother me if folk make jokes about Scots being mean, or drunks etc. I make the same jokes myself.

Wouldn’t bother me if the remarks were by Clarkson, Carol Thatcher, Prince Harry or anyone else. It’s a free country, they can say what they like.

So will anyone trying desperately to be offended on my behalf, or on behalf of most other Scots, please stop. It’s nice of you to make the effort, but it really doesn’t bother us.

Same would apply if I was Indian, Pakistani, Irish, Jewish, one-legged or whatever. It’s only words.

Gordon Brown has one artificial eye.

But I don’t think Jeremy Clarkson really needed to apologise for that one sentence which he said about Gordon Brown.

What Jeremy Clarkson really needs to make a public apology about, is for being a **** all of his life.

That’s what I reckon anyway.

kennyp – its great that you can speak for people of every race, nationality and physical condition, on the basis of being scottish.

Think grizzlygus summed it up fairly well.

Grumm, I was speaking on behalf of the Scots that I’ve discussedthese sorts of things with. Can’t see anything in my post where I presumed to speak on behalf of the rest of the world? I did say “It would be the same if I was Indian, Pakistani etc”….the emphasis was on the “I”.

Also, in your earlier post you seem to mix up race with nationality. Myself, Gordon Brown and Jeremy Clarkson are in fact all the same race. It also wouldn’t bother me if someone abused my racially. I’d just laugh it off (assuming they weren’t violent of course). I was trying to make the point that people get very worked up about things that are of no great importance, and sadly, vice versa.

Nico, is there something you’d like to share with the group?

Nico has lost his goat porn collection and moved onto Clarkson porn 😉

Really can’t see what all the fuss is about myself.