Ho ho ho

Aldi to sell 2 metre long pig in blanket

That’s christmas dinner sorted. We can now dispense with the other unnecessary garnishes that just distract from the pigs in blankets, and just concentrate on the important bit 😀

Who in their right mind would want two metres of pig in blanket?

Ooh I think that looks rather splendid.

👍👍🥳

Me. Oh, right mind… move on, nothing to see.

Who wouldn’t? 😃

Me too.

Pig wrapped in pig.

With approximately 110% salt content.

Pass me the port thank you very much.

ty for heads up 🙂

I think my offspring would actually explode with excitement if they were presented with that for Christmas lunch, especially if it had chips and gravy with it.

https://isitchristmas.com/

That’s basically Boxing Day with a sprig of Rosemary thrown in the bog

Edit: Still would.

It better be Gluten Free…..

bin bins you are so wrong. That culinary festive delight needs a splodge of cranberry sauce.

I know I shouldn’t mention this but I’ve been making my hand crafted artisan Christmas cards.

Random fact: pigs in blankets are the unofficial national dish of Myanmar.

Official dish is a curried fish soup.

I’ve never eaten so much pig in blanket as the week I had there.

Bunnyhop – to be honest, I’m bloody sick of Christmas already.

For us designery types it’s all September consists of. Today I’ve been designing layouts for photo shoots of Christmas jumpers. I kid you not.

Still… 2 metre long pigs in blankets? Yes please 😃

Oh behave, that is filth. Even if it’s not for Xmas day it’s a perfect food for the inevitable drunkenness around Xmas eve or Boxing Day.
Oh, and serve with a good chutney for the win.

I’d go for a vat of KFC onion gravy for dipping

MrsTH and I have decided we’re just gonna have one each for Xmas dinner, maybe with a side of mash and gravy.

Sod the potatoes, turkey, and carrots that’s my xmas dinner sorted out all in one go. Well that and a whole packet of my local farm shops luxury stuffing 😛

That on a bed of crunch roasters.

Do we have to wait until the day itself?

I’d buy a few, unroll them and challenge the family to a timed speed eating contest. One of the in-laws with a stop watch and a tape measure. Fun for all the family!

I was just going to type. Humbug. But then realised the Tory **** wits beat me to it.

It would be very satisfying to consume that 2 metre long sausage then go to the toilet the next day to deposit a 2 metre long turd, all coiled up just like the sausage.

.. and I thought I would never fall in love again.

( it will need some bread sauce, and some cranberry sauce )

I’ve had my Christmas this evening.

Wheel bearings changed on the fatty and wheel set up tubeless in less than 30 minutes.

Thank you santa.

God damn, count me in!