But they’re terribly bad for you
It’s ok, they’re aspartame-free.
Idiots also choose to ignore warnings.
Well, no. There’s a difference, you see, between ignoring warnings and doing a bit of research rather than blindly believing everything you read. When he receives an unsubstantiated warning, does the wise man think “oh, I’d better look into that” or does he immediately forward it to 200 of his closest friends on Facebook “just in case”?
The origins of this scare story go back to a chain letter from the 90s, and it’s still doing the rounds (google “Nancy Markle”). We can file it next to the Good News virus, the dying little boy wanting his emails to go around the world, and Bill Gates sending you to Disneyland.