I'm sorry to break the bad news – Star Wars 7…
Surely they know it’s only getting worse by now???
Still – the comments on here are almost as good as this wonderful forum!!
RachelPosted 5 years agoterrahawkSubscriber
I think it’s something like, Luke starts a new Jedi order and starts training jedis to do jedi stuff.
Han gets Leia up the duff and they have a couple of kids who become jedis as well.
they also buy a cat that becomes a jedi.
various baddies emerge from the remains of the galactic empire.
If Disney are involved, Buzz Lighyear will probably turn up at some point.Posted 5 years ago
can anyone find a link to the ‘George Lucas at College’ pi55 take where there is a stoned professor who couldn’t talk straight (little rubbery guy in the movie who’s name escapes me), a great big hairy bloke trying to fix the engine (Chewbaka) for a better looking bloke (Hans Solo?) while a girl walked past with goat horn hair (princess layer).
Not totally sure on the names as I have never seen the movies but you should get the drift. V FunnyPosted 5 years agomolgripsSubscriber
Can I say that in all my 47 years I have never seen a Star Wars film.
You can, but it’s nothing to be especially proud of. It is possible to watch and enjoy them without being a nerdy fanboy/girl. They’re good enough, and they have loads of incidental detail and context which makes them stand out from many other films and I guess is what contributes to the cult thing.Posted 5 years agoflyingmonkeycorpsMember
I see this as being a great thing. Just think: Disney buy Marvel, we get the Avengers. Disney buy Lucasfilm, who knows what could happen? Neil Blomkamp, Joss Whedon, Gore Verbinski… Just imagine a really good director getting to play with Star Wars.
I’m cautiously excited. As long as they keep George well away.Posted 5 years agonbtMemberbakes wrote:
why are the Star Wars films never on television?
the entire series has just been on ITV on the last few satirday afternoons. IN fact I think – yepo, just checked, Ep 5 is on this week and Ep 6 next week
I’m disappointed in the news that Lucas is being kept on, maybe without him the films might have been decent. Then again, it’s a kids story and as such, the plotlines probalby weren’t supposed to make sensePosted 5 years agorichmtbSubscriber
Lucas is good at the big ideas, overall story concepts etc.
He’s terrible at scripts and characterisation. He also picked Hayden Christiansen to play Anakin Skywalker which means he’s demonstrably terrible at casting too.
One of the reason Raiders of the Lost Ark is such a good film is that Lucas was only responsible for the story the script and direction were handled by others.
So a Disney / Lucas Star Wars with Lucas in charge of the basic story arc and other people involved in the direction etc could be goodPosted 5 years ago
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