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  • I'm a idiot…
  • DrP
    Full Member

    Standing on train platform.
    In a day dream.
    My Train pulls up.
    Passengers get out.
    Train pulls away.
    Standing on train platform.
    In a daydream.

    Shite.

    An hour till next train.
    It’s cold.

    DrP

    seosamh77
    Free Member

    yip. 😆

    sturmeyarcher
    Full Member

    🙂

    From misfortune springs verse.

    In very similar circumstances, I recently daydreamed my way onto the wrong train. Also daydreamed past my station once or twice. Trains have that magical quality.

    [video]https://youtu.be/U60yj35FmGs[/video]

    cranberry
    Free Member

    I blame Thatcher.

    😉

    funkmasterp
    Full Member

    Would that not be ‘I’m an idiot?’

    joshvegas
    Free Member

    I’ve done that snapped out of it an walked straight into the door that had shut. Proper thud.

    DrP
    Full Member

    Funk…
    Little word play on the subject topic there!

    DrP

    funkmasterp
    Full Member

    So I’m the idiot 😀

    jonnyboi
    Full Member

    Your revierie denied
    A carriage with warmth inside
    Cold is your reward

    Ming the Merciless
    Free Member

    [video]https://youtu.be/kdOPBP9vuZA[/video]

    [video]https://youtu.be/cnaeIAEp2pU[/video]

    dannybgoode
    Full Member

    At least you didn’t miss it by checking all your car tyres for their year of manufacture. That would be really bad…

    donks
    Free Member

    never forgotten to get on a train but I did once leave my Klein Pulse MTB on the train when I got off. Luckily it was the first stop in Bedford as there’s a second stop only a minute further on so I sprinted over there once I’d realised to find the guards staring at a very expensive bike that some pillock had left on the train.

    oldnpastit
    Full Member

    WAKE UP!

    NOW!

    scaredypants
    Full Member

    that’s an lovely haiku up there

    BigEaredBiker
    Free Member

    I did something similar in a fast food resturant once. I queued up, ordered and paid. I accepted my change and then walked out without any food.

    To be fair I’d had a lot on my plate that day; or not as the case was later when I realised I was still hungry.

    maxtorque
    Full Member

    What are these “train” things you talk about? Are you too poor to own an audi??

    😉

    mikey74
    Free Member

    It’s OK, I fell asleep on the train on the way back from a gig last night and missed my stop. It cost me a £50 cab ride home.

    shermer75
    Free Member

    Your revierie denied
    A carriage with warmth inside
    Cold is your reward

    chip
    Free Member

    Just aswell with your clear lack of concentration you don’t have an important job DrP.

    Oh….

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