[Closed] If you could have a super power.....

Ok, before anyone says them ..America / USSR / Russia / Colonial Britain

Now that's out the way the ability to stop time, or 'bend' it like Hiro off of Heroes, but being able to stop it for everyone else would do.

invisibility (but without the need to be naked) think of the gigs you could sneek into without paying!

I'd be invincible. That would be sufficient.

invisibility (but without the need to be naked) think of the gigs you could sneek into without paying!

My order would be:

Seeing naked ladies
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Robbing stuff
Getting into gigs

Invisibility.
Womens changing rooms.
Arrested again.
Not really invisible.
Deluded perv.
3 years gov

i dont want superpower, i want awesomeness......... 😀

Frozone is damn superfly

Isn't awesomeness a superpower though ton? If you are truely awesome you can do anything.... even sneak up on naked ladies and get into gigs for free? 😉

Flying. I would love to be able to fly

I would like to be able to turn used tea bags into ten pound notes... and see naked ladies.

Also. I find Mrs Incredible strangely attractive.

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to be able to control the Flippertygippertying weather.

I would like to be able to turn used tea bags into ten pound notes... and see naked ladies.

You can achieve this effect by going to any 'gentlemans club' and placing used teabags in the waistband of the scantily clad dancing hostesses. They rarely notice until much later, probably.

ohhh!sneaking up on a naked Mrs Incredible!!

line up here!

After 3 hours driving today I'd really like to be able to teleport between places.

The ability to change other people's posts...

Anybody see that episode of the X-Files with the guy who could turn invisible?
he got knocked over by a car ...driver didnt see him ... there are pitfalls obviously!

Being able to fly whilst invisible - add that extra risk factor - especially around airports. Would I need a pilot's license though?

😉

just go for x-ray specs. no need to be breaking the law by entering changing rooms etc ;O)

I'm happy with the one i've got.
Being able to control it better would be useful.

Ha, Sharki do tell or am I too innocent 🙂 ??

Finding a job is my top-priority superpower right now 🙁

Being able to fly....
Imagine everyday would be an uplift day 🙂

Magical powers.

The power to heal, a bit more worthwhile me thinks!

gritter man- instead of spiderwebs, I would dispense grit. Over the past couple of weeks, I would have been awesum.

Have given this lots of thought.

My wish would be "to be an expert an anything I turned my hand to". Means you can learn languages, play guitar, perform brain surgery or anything.

Pretty cool huh?

Being able to duplicate myself, so one of me could go out for a ride while the other was working.

I've thought about it a lot, and that's definitely the one I want.

gritter man

Do you not worry that people would assume your superhero name was a rhyming slang reference?

Lobby dosser we might not get on if my superpower is to make snow, I don't want you ruining it once I've spread it around !!

Emma.

Whilst on my wander this year, i once again found myself having not eaten all day. Well apart from a pasty i was given at 10am.

I'd been walking for 7hrs and was struggling. A sea mist came over cutting visibility to a few metres.

The humidity was high and i was sweating lots.

Nobody was offering me food or work, but i had managed a few drinks, teas, juices, etc.

I stopped and looked up towards the sky and with every bit of faith i held i made an order for 4 things from the universe.

1. I was hungry so ordered a hot meal
2. The weather had turned very damp, i ordered a good shelter(i had no
tent)
3. I was sticky with sweat, i ordered a hot shower.
4. I'd not had wine in ages..i ordered a glass of wine.

I knew of a village a several miles away called Crafthole, it was when i get to there i wanted these things delivered to me.

And with faith and confidence that the universe would provide i walked on.

2hrs later and having forgot i'd made these orders i reached Crafthole.

A dozen houses and a pub! The pub didn't wish to let me trade my time for a meal so i sat in the corner, damp, wet and tired.
I wrote my journal, then stood to leave throwing my back pack on my back.

A man remarked on what i was doing.

30mins later i had a summer house to sleep in, he cooked me a some pasta and sauce. He offered me a shower and when i came down, a bowl of pasta and a glass of wine was presented to me.

It may not be a conventional super power like some, but for me it's real one and serves me well in many strange ways.

Like i said i can't control it, so it doesn't always work.

You may call it fate, but for me getting those 4 things at the place i requested, was more than just fate.
There's another, but that's just been a response from ex's when i'm plying my trade 🙂

Perhaps you're to innocent to say more.
You wish you never asked now.

Being able to duplicate myself, so one of me could go out for a ride while the other was working.

I've thought about it a lot, and that's definitely the one I want.

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30mins later i had a summer house to sleep in, he cooked me a some pasta and sauce. He offered me a shower and when i came down, a bowl of pasta and a glass of wine was presented to me.

Your superpower is being attractive to predatory gay men??

sc-xc - Member

You have the internet and you have eyes ❓

Where's your head at ❓

Pull it out, pull it out ❓ 😯

Seeing naked ladies 😯 🙄 😳 😥

What super power would I have if I could 😯

I'm not sure if it would interfere with me being a SEX GOD!

But I'm not willing to take the chance!!!!

but emma, you would have melted it already with your flamin' hands 😀

Sharki: 🙂

Weather control would be handy.

Sharki not sure whether to 🙁 or 🙂
But.....kindness/faith (in humanity not god) & Human spirit are, I believe, pretty awesome super powers, shame more people don't posses(sp?) them. I wouldn't call it fate I'd call it life, sometimes you meet good eggs when you need them most other times they'll happily screw you over and leave you with nothing but people arent so keen to share those stories 🙂

Either way, I'd still prefer making snow 🙂

No need for any 🙁 it's all :-)and 😈 now

I can make snow........

...........yellow.

And flying would be the power for me. The only thing i'd need.

What Superpower is easy.......the ability never ever to crash !!

On the bike i would be a riding god.

And World Champion at F1 and WRC would be handy for cash and naked ladies !

Sorted.

Power of dog

Can change at will into a mutt run around humping legs, sniffing other dogs butts and generally doing stuff you would be locked up for as a human

Jebus! That's me when drunk.............

If you are invisible in a ladies changing rooms and you squirt a little bit of, ahem, love custard, does it remain invisible once it leaves your body?

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What would be the point of that!?

'custard'??? You need to get checked if it looks like custard chap :-s

Flying would be the most fun, I don't think it'd get old.

Most useful would be regeneration like the cheerleader in Heroes.

All this talk of wanting to be invisible only serves as a way to perv.

Well were the fun in that? Unless you're all, over weight, ugly sods lacking senses of humour to attract a lady(or man).

Oops, forgot his is STW.

How about you all develop the super power to become attractive to the one you fancy. You'll be able to touch an unlaminated person then and maybe even get kissed.

You not thought about the disadvantages of being invisible have you?

Imagine if you can see the other invisibles..you'll end up knocking into them with you erections and even worse could come of it...

I'd like to be able to do bunnyhops on flats.
And don't bother explaining to me this is not a super power because its so unobtainable to me it might as well be.

flying would be useful, you could have a courier service for the super rich, but it'd have to be something that would fit into a backpack, and you'd have to have a thermal suit and helmet made

my vote though would be mind control (the full strength perform on anyone as opposed to the low powered Jedi version), just think of the stuff you'd get done during the day, and in the evening get into gigs for free, see naked ladies etc

my vote though would be mind control (the full strength perform on anyone as opposed to the low powered Jedi version)

I've changed my mind.... I'm with edhornby on the mind control thing. That way I could persuade my other half that he doesn't want to make me watch the whole Alien trilogy on blu ray with deleted scenes. Wish santa hadn't brought it him now 🙁

No Emma - you DO want to watch the Alien Trilogy complete with deleted scenes...

ha, your mind control has failed.... miserably 🙁 Like that dodgy little Britain character... look into my eyes, look into my eyes, don't look around the eyes, look into the eyes 😛

Jean Grey out of the X MEN. That'll do me for starters.

I always wanted to be one of the Tomorrow People. (Am I the last surviving fan?) telepathy, teleportation, precognition and a mega-cool base with a sentient computer to do the housekeeping. What more could one want?

The power of rohypnol.......

The ability to tolerate the super bullshit-lying propaganda of management/politicians.

"Love custard"

I don't know whether to laugh or eeeuuuwwwww 😆

Deffo an eeeeewwwwwww here emsz 🙂

Crème anglaise - lol

Being able to make custard out of thin air would be a pretty awesome super power in itself.

I'd like to be able to do bunnyhops on flats.
And don't bother explaining to me this is not a super power because its so unobtainable to me it might as well be.

All you need to do is "scoop" up the back end by pointing your toes down and back.

I hear it's possible to walk on custard. Does that count for all types of custard?

I'll be conducting an experiment tonight.
Socks on or off?

Given the temperature at the minute Sharki, definately socks on 😉

Is it cold your end emsz?

It's above freezing here, so comparatively boiling.

I think i'll go for sealskins, just hate having gloop between my toes.

Still feels bloody cold.

I'd hate to get goop between my toes

I'd not mind it if i was flexible enough to reach it with my tongue.

That's defo an eeeeewwwwwwwww 😉