[Closed] If you could be the opposite sex for the day - what would you do?

Probably best not to ask.

buy more shoes.. 😉

Probably not leave the house.

Play with my tits.

Happy now?

Something like this.

I'd play with Jamie's tits as well.

Rhetorical question. Must be.

Start my acting career in adult films

I'd play with Jamie's tits as well.

All that washing and ironing I've been letting pile up.

Do the dishes.

beaten to it...

All the cooking, cleaning, ironing & washing.

Selfies.

Well, yes apart from the obvious smut.

I just woke this morning wondering how the world is viewed through the opposite sex's eyes - I think I'd go to the pub and flirt, see how easy it is for a female.

Well, yes apart from the obvious smut.

There's something else?

[i]I think I'd go to the pub and flirt, see how easy it is for a female.[/i]

Eurgh, big hairy blokes leering all over you and looking down your top. No fanks!

this

😀

Of course this question is open to female girls of the opposite sex too.

Sensible answer: it would be cool to go mountain biking and have loads of strength and stamina

Not sensible answer: go to the pub and flirt with girls....erm....

but not male girls of the same sex? You pig!

Sensible answer: it would be cool to go mountain biking and have loads of strength and stamina

Sensible answer: it would be cool to go mountain biking and have loads of strength and stamina

I'd love to be like that too.

Sensible answer: it would be cool to go mountain biking and have loads of strength and stamina

Best not swap with me then.

See if I could still pee standing up 8)

Seriously??

I watch my dad just lift the front wheel while going up the first section of Cwmcarn over all those roots and stuff. And I'm like breathing out of my ears in the lowest gear just trying to keep moving!! No fair!! And then downhill try to muscle the bike around when you've got no muscle and are knackered from the climb

Depressing 🙁

participate in a lesbian orgy!

Id spend the day making new female friends and telling them all what a god tpbiker was in the bedroom.

After having a quick fiddle I'd set about playing the long game. I'd go talk to lots of other women about blokes, sex and relationships, taking notes for later when I swap back to being a fella.

Dance on a big piano keyboard in a toy shop!

oh, no, hang on...

Go in a mood for no particular reason and refuse to talk about it, followed by consuming anything with a >1% cocoa content within a 50m radius.

Lesbian porn star..

Dallas

I would find my male self and then shag him ....that would fill a couple of minutes

Sounds like the perfect excuse for a lighter bike emsz 😉

enter a mountainbike race and come in the top 10 FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE!! even if im still last

Blokes?

Nah, not interested.

I'd try to score with a lezzer female I know because I've liked her for years. But she's in a loving and stable relationship so probably no chance.

I'm trying to persuade my dad that I need a full suss. I've tested a orange Diva and the nukeproof TR which was amazing!!

Charlie the Cham will be unhappy though 🙁

I'd put myself in as many as possible of the usual social/business situations that I experience as a man, then attempt to observe and understand how people - men and women - treat me differently because of my gender.

Being able to go to the Lingerie shops and departments, taking my time to browse and to actually try on some of them without feeling like I'm being ever so slightly wrong 😕

That and a rabbit and variations thereof, with a lot of batteries 8)

I'd fap myself stupid.

I would find it very hard to decide

bowie278 - Member
I'd fap myself stupid.

Just like normal, really.

See if *n*l really is that uncomfortable?

See if *n*l really is that uncomfortable?

Bus to Hebden Bridge.
Train to Victoria.
Sashay to Canal Street.

Well I wouldn't go out in my car for a start, most likely wouldn't be able to park the thing..

Dogging.

At this time of year it's cold and the poor blokes have to wait outside with thier knobs out whilst the lady has all the vehicle comforts.

😆 @ johndoh!

Apart from all the self pleasuring etc I would have to nip into the ladies bog to see just why girls seem to require an entourage to go in with them.

hora - Member

Start my acting career in adult films

gogg - Member

See if *n*l really is that uncomfortable?

Now see, if I'm a man trapped in a woman's body, the last thing I want is a massively hung Italian poking away at various orifice's. However, fantasise away chaps!

It's alright, they might have tinybits...

russ295 - Member
Dogging.

At this time of year it's cold and the poor blokes have to wait outside with thier knobs out whilst the lady has all the vehicle comforts.

I can see why you'd want to swap roles.

tinybits, I guess the fantasy is to see if our alter-ego is as good in the sack as we think we are??

Ok if we're doing smutty: 😳

What's it like having a thingy?!? Does it get in the way, is it uncomfy, How is it that even with a hose that you can apparently point, you can still miss the toilet? (Eeeeeuuww) that would be interesting, fapping would be dull, still just friction, right? 😆 only...yknow.. Just the once (poor dears)

What's it like having a thingy?!?

'I wish I has a 12 inch c*&k'...

'Because sometimes this really big one gets in the way' (as he leans down rubbing his ankle).

Just the once (poor dears)

I'll have you know that with a suitable break* I'm good to go again, thankyouverymuchmissy

[i]*three or four days[/i]

Mingle with girlies and let them know that flicker should have his name changed to tripod 😉

That's if I'm not too exhausted to leave the house of course

I think you guys have it covered!

Go shopping for lingerie, take photos of myself in it, and then email them to my husband, telling him to get home fast. He'd love that.

[just in case my real wife is stalking my STW account]

Wander around completely cluelessly, leaving every light in the house on, doors that were open closed and vice versa. And then say to people "well, if you don't know, then I'm not going to tell you...".

Just to see how it feels

Pop in some love eggs and go for a jog.

Ooh good call!

I'd order a bicycle with the 'bit' that goes up and down when you pedal, then see how fast I could go.... or come 😀

I'd go in the Ladies and leave the seat up.

As Chubby Brown once said:
'I wish I has a 12 inch c*&k'...

'Because sometimes this really big one gets in the way' (as he leans down rubbing his ankle).

I don't care how offensive he is, I always laugh at his material 😳

I'd go on a mountain bike ride and wee in the forest, flirt with Zachary Quinto and get paid 20% more for doing exactly the same job that I'm doing now.

Another:
I'd also barge in front of Men at the lift or any door and expect them to open it for me, then just saunter off.
I'd also slam into Men whilst on my mobile and chatting at max volume 11 about last nights date whilst looking at the screen.
I'd also just stand indignantly, whilst tuting, in a queue expecting someone at the front of the queue to give thier place up, just for me.
Then after all that I'd carry 7 bags whilst teetering in heels and giggling, sipping coffee whilst texting my Bestie and arranging a night out tomorrow.
Then I'd don a onesie, sit on the sofa with the heating upto max 45C and file my nails all evening....

But what would you do if you were a woman?

IHN - loving your work today

I'd be largely useless at my job and when questioned on my performance, i'd turn on the tears and everything would be ok again.

If not, i'd tell them he touched me.

Go to the supermarket and buy lots of phallic shaped vegetables and then go home...

Go to the supermarket and buy lots of phallic shaped vegetables and then go home...

Or run home and enjoy watching your tits bounce up and down.

Have a shave.

Crying at some of these 😆