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[Closed] If only my sordid lust milk was as valuable

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£125k a shag - good money if you can get it!!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/horse-racing/24513068

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Danny B


 
Posted : 18/10/2013 5:37 pm
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Get a panto horse costume and a mate in the front.


 
Posted : 18/10/2013 5:41 pm
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Well worth it though, it's absolutely delicious.


 
Posted : 18/10/2013 5:45 pm
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Be sure to not exceed the life or death threshold.

http://www.atlnightspots.com/boy-dies-after-masturbating-42-times/


 
Posted : 18/10/2013 5:45 pm
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Cheaper than Marriage.


 
Posted : 18/10/2013 5:46 pm
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"He was attracted to all kinds of women, regardless of texture, physics..." MMM sandpapery perpetual motion women.


 
Posted : 18/10/2013 5:48 pm
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It doesn't say how he died. He could have jerked off 42 times, popped to Burger King and not seen that bus. Maybe not all bad?


 
Posted : 18/10/2013 5:51 pm
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how could you see that bus ? - any fule no it makes you blind


 
Posted : 18/10/2013 6:36 pm
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- and congratulations to dannyb for a new phrase


 
Posted : 18/10/2013 6:37 pm
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By the end of his first year at stud, he will have earned about £15m

I make that 120 shags a year.

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Posted : 18/10/2013 6:49 pm
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Ah but imagine the money if you could hit 42 in one night and not keel over (who was counting btw? His mum ?!!)


 
Posted : 18/10/2013 8:15 pm
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Douglas Adams was on the money.

Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything.(42)


 
Posted : 18/10/2013 9:55 pm
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He must have a forearm like Popeye! 😯


 
Posted : 18/10/2013 10:00 pm