something, anything.

Please advise.

*unzips*

*wavs todger about*

*looks innocent when accused of todger-waving*

I've got a big bag full of inner tubes that need mending

how much cash have you got ?

how are your current waste disposal arrangements?

that worked then…………. 🙄
so so predictable.
like shelling peas.

i could sell you a magura louise caliper with the pad retaining pin overtightened, stuck and rounded.

two hundred notes as you are a mate.

SOOB

Can you fasten it to the latest frame from a niche builder and make up a price? I'll pay you twice what you ask for the plesure.

You can buy it back in a couple of weeks – no worries.

How about a lovely big plate of swan (with chips)?
Perhaps afterwards, you could put your hands up my wife's blouse.
Five hundred pounds to you sir, bargain.

I've got a mortgage that needs paying off 😕

i can do better than that i will sellotape it to a 'retro' tourer for you, its got a **** thread bottom bracket, shall we say fourteen hundred quid – comes with a flip flop.

happy to buy it back for three pounds seventy five, on the basis you pay all the postage and fix the damn caliper pin for me.

add this up
new frame and shock £1270
saint bakes £240
slx c/set £89
new minnions £40
and that is just this week……………love it..

ive got three things you will never have.

your mate has got one thing i will deffo never have…….. 😉

mitch – is the swan and chips served on a Ti plate?

No love, it comes in a tray. However, the wife's a 32E and very bendy.
PS – I never thought I'd see the day when I'd attempt to pimp the missus on a mountain bike forum – result!

If you can fit her with Saint brakes and something else excessive, how would 2 grand cash sound?

Cash or a cheque?

Cash mate – I need this NOW!

seen some mighty fine float 36s in evans tonight.
might have a bit of spare change on the coffee table to buy them tomorrow……… 8)

Ker-ching!

*unzips*

*wavs todger about*

*looks innocent when accused of todger-waving*

With lots of public willy waving, you'll need a good lawyer. That'll part you with an obscene wadge of cash! 😉

i spent the rest of my overdraft building a hack bike…i may well starve this week… paypal to walla24@hotmail.co.uk…..as a gift with you paying the fee, naturally.

on a serious note, send a donation to air ambulance/mountain rescue/RNLI freakin rad those boys n girls are!